Thursday, September 22, 2005

Does anyone check out the ads on a blogsite?

I do, well most of the time at least. What the hell, as long as it's not a slow loading ad I figure what can it hurt, but I've never looked into the google ads that are on the bottom of my own blog. That's remedied somewhat, as I clicked into the US Concealed Carry Association. This is gonna be long, so scroll like a banshee if ya wanna.

USCCA Meembership

$40 for a years subscription is steep, so let's see what you get:

First off, the click takes you to a Meembership (sic) page. Sloppy huh. Then there's this:


On the streets of America, when your family is counting on you,being armed is really the only smart choice.
Sunday, 2:28 pm
Dear Friend,
I have an amazing offer for you, one that could actually save your life.
But first, let’s face the hard facts.
Victims of violent crime share one thing: Virtually all were unarmed and defenseless.
Sure, they may have owned guns, but never thought they would actually need to carry a gun to defend themselves – until it was too late.
The outcome of these attacks could have been different. But only if these “victims” had been carrying concealed — and had the information, training and support to bear their guns consistently, responsibly, and effectively.
What would you say if I told you that there was an association whose sole purpose was to teach, support, and fight for people who carried concealed?
Look no further, because that association is here!
I am the founder of the United States Concealed Carry Association (USCCA) and I am looking to attract only the finest Americans as new members. The kind of American who thinks that carrying a gun is a social responsibility.
The kind of American who takes protecting his or her family very seriously.
The USSCA is a national organization that promotes concealed carry, self-defense, and how to avoid becoming a “victim.”
Through our official publication, Concealed Carry Magazine, we provide information and support to you on concealed carry topics.
Like in-depth reader profiles ...tactics and training...legal issues...self-defense success stories...new equipment...gun and gear reviews...2nd Amendment articles...and much, much more.

It's doubtful ANY reading material will teach you how to carry a concealed weapon, but good advice is always welcome. Then there's the magazine itself:

"As a member of the USCCA, you’ll get 8 issues per year of Concealed Carry Magazine. We’ll also send you a membership card and membership decal. You’ll also receive our quarterly USCCA “members-only” e-mail newsletter."

Still too steep. 8 issues a decal and a membership card. Big deal. Then there's the 19 reasons you should join:

1. Learn the best way to carry a “pocket” gun. In the pocket would be a good way.
2. How to effectively debate gun rights with an “anti-gunner”. If you're doing this you've way too much time on your hands and should be practicing with your guns.
3. Learn why most of what you see in the media about guns is wrong. It's wrong because the journalists are lazy, and becoming knowledgeable about firearms takes loads of time and effort.
4. Discover the most effective carry method for ultra deep concealment. That depends on the individual's preference for the gun in question, the comfort level, seasonal, etc.
5. How to effectively use a flashlight for self-defense. Buy a really really big heavy one.
6. The proper way to “dry-fire” train. Dry-fire with an unloaded gun. Case closed.
7. Discover the answer to the question “Can you pull the trigger?” That will only be truly answered when and if you ever have to do it. Nobody can tell you if you can or can't.
8. The hidden power of psychological preparedness. Too dumb to answer.
9. Find the answer to “Should You Wear Your Gun in the Shower?” If you're that close to your gun, well sure. File under, should you wear your raincoat in the shower line of stupid questions.
10. React on the sub-conscious level. Subconscious doesn't require a hyphen, and you don't need to "learn" such mumbo-jumbo.
11. Escape a dangerous situation without using your firearm. It's usually called "running away".
12. Be prepared by learning “Reality-Based” gun & knife fighting. From a magazine? Yeah, right. Stop the presses...we no longer need boot camps we can just send servicepeople subscriptions to "how-to" books. PS: knife fighting is ALWAYS a bad idea.
13. Defend your family with the right psychological mindset. Uh huh. Someone fucks with your family you shoot him. Case closed.
14. Learn that carrying concealed starts with “one finger”. Cool. Here's MY one finger response to that.
15. Discover what your average thug looks for in a victim. Money, sex, or valuables, I'd imagine.
16. How to learn the art of “point shooting”. That's usually called "practice". Yes. You should practice. You should never practice shooting without forming a good sight-picture. If and when the time comes that you'd have to use a gun in self defense, you'll fall back to the level of your training and probably WON'T use the sights much, but the muscle memory will save you. IF you've practiced enough.
17. Learn from the experiences of “The Ordinary Guy”. The Ordinary Guy doesn't carry a gun.
18. Discover the importance of carrying a gun 100% of the time. No one EVER carries 100% of the time, but you should if you've the permit for it. Should, but you won't. Lazyness, as well as no-carry zones make this an impossible demand.
19. Listen and learn from “The Armed Senior Citizen. Right. Learn from every redneck poser and wannabe. Wait...Kim du Toit isn't around anymore...

There's more. All in all, thumbs down. Go log onto a good gun board, spend some time reading and asking questions. Practice with a weapon you can carry comfortably and shoot accurately. Practice some more. Stay away from chickenhawks who know it all after having spent some time putting holes in paper. Ask yourself what a dude from Wisconsin can know about concealed carry. Then again, maybe them cows are more dangerous than they look.

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