Saturday, September 03, 2005

Major League Baseball To Immediately Begin Testing...

FDA Approves Drug for Short Children

BRISBANE, Calif. (AP) - The Food and Drug Administration has approved the first drug to treat children who suffer from a condition that prevents them from growing, the drug's manufacturer says. Until now, growth hormones have been the only treatment option for children short in stature because of genetic abnormalities..."

"Hey, if it makes little kids bigger," An anonymous representative from the Commisioner's Office related to Messenger, "you can only imagine what it'll do to full growed men and we know these guys will be usin' as soon as the stuff hits the market..."

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