Minutes Later...The Democratic Rebuttal To The President's Address To The Nation...

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CNN Interview With Senator Nancy, Don't Call Me Francis, Pelosi.

CNN Talking Redhead: But shouldn't the focus shift to the local governments too, Senator, I mean the response was...

Sen. Pelosi: This isn't about partisan politics, it's about how unfeeling President Bush is, and if YOU feel so much for HIM I'm sure there's a job available at the White House...

CNN Talking Redhead, Interrupting in full frontal sputter: Senator with all due respect no one here wishes to work for the President but to continue focusing attention on just one area that caused the problems isn't that partisan politics and an attempt to blame one person for the failures of many...

Sen.Pelosi: This isn't about partisan politics, it's about how unfeeling President Bush is, and if YOU feel so much for HIM I'm sure there's a job available at the White House, but of course many people are to blame, and all of them work for George W. Bush.

CNN Talking Redhead, Dottles of spittle flying like bullets from a gatling gun operated by Robin Williams on crack: Senator every time I ask if an investigation should be an all encompassing one you continue to focus on ONE person, how could any independent committee be fair if it held on one human being culpable for...

Sen.Pelosi, interrupting: This isn't about partisan politics, it's about how unfeeling President Bush is, and if YOU feel so much for HIM I'm sure there's a job available at the White House, and of course we need an all-encompassing investigation of precisely how many of George Bush's appointees failed this great country in it's time of need. And can't you hear that clicking noise, what's up with...

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