Thursday, September 01, 2005

The Sky Is Falling And George Won't Admit It...

This is hilarious. A Slimes editorial bemoaning the lack of leadership coming from the White House, or ANY editorial from these have-to-be-read-to-be-believed lunatics, is in fact a cunning concoction that when held to a mirror can be read by Martians fluent in ancient Venusian dialects.

I mean, what else could better explain these detweillers? Problem is, they're trying to abduct ALL of us aboard the flying saucer from Leftyville.

Waiting for a Leader - New York Times

"George W. Bush gave one of the worst speeches of his life yesterday, especially given the level of national distress and the need for words of consolation and wisdom. In what seems to be a ritual in this administration, the president appeared a day later than he was needed. He then read an address of a quality more appropriate for an Arbor Day celebration: a long laundry list of pounds of ice, generators and blankets delivered to the stricken Gulf Coast. He advised the public that anybody who wanted to help should send cash, grinned, and promised that everything would work out in the end."

And what would a Slimes editorial be without:

"...But since this administration won't acknowledge that global warming exists, the chances of leadership seem minimal."

Moan, weep, find blame, then dredge out junk science. Moonbats and the NY Times: Perfect Together.

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