We kick off Messenger's Triple-S extravaganza by calling your attention to the fact that 57 percent of female college students told Playboy that they would have sex with Angelina Jolie. How is this sports? Well, it was on Dan Patrick's ESPN radio show, so it must be, right?
On to Football:
New England over Carolina
Minnesota over Cincinnati
Pittsburgh over Houston
Jets over Miami
Philadelphia over San Francisco
Giants over New Orleans
San Diego over Denver
St. Louis over Arizona
Detroit over Chicago
Green Bay over Cleveland
Tennessee over Baltimore
KC over Oakland
Dallas over Washington
The above picks were determined using the MMM, or...Messenger Minimal Method... and I'll be doing this for the rest of the season. Checking the papers, noting what each team did the week before, and adding in the home field advantage. That's it. No injury reports unless it jumps out at me that one team or another lost it's starting Quarterback or something akin to that. No watching HBO's or ESPN's or the dead-from-the-neck-up morons at Fox going on and on as if they had a clue what football was all about, and that's actually the deal here. I want to see how a casual glance compares to the professionals, because being professional doesn't mean one is an expert. At anything. Except Angelina Jolie of course. I wouldn't do her because that would be trading down and I hate standing in line for anything, but word in da hood is that the babe talks the talk and walks the walk. One thing you can count on Hollywood for, and that's identifying primo poontang. Where was I...okay, that's it for now. I'll check in on the games to see how the Triple-M is doing and get back to you.
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