Thursday, September 01, 2005

This Just In...

St. Cindy Of A Sissy has been quoted as saying that the reason for all of the death and destruction in New Orleans is due to the fact that the country's National Guard force has been so depleted that it can no longer adequately respond to such disasters.

Bush is the culprit. Bush is also to blame for not signing the Kyoto Accords that in 50 years or so might lower greenhouse gases a little. Americans use the most resources, and regardless of the fact that Americans DO the MOST work and contribute the MOST to the global economy, and in greater proportions to their actual consumption, Bush and America are to blame for Katrina, world hunger, the reluctance for Panda's to mate in captivity, and the sole reason the jerkwad Red Sox won the World Series last year.

Messenger wholeheartedly agrees. The Red Sox are jerkwads.

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