I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Friday, August 03, 2007
You Don't Say
“They tell lots of lies about me. They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, It ain’t true, I only killed one man for snoring.”
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