Eliot Spitz The Bit

Spitzer Resigns In Wake
Of Prostitution Scandal

"Disgraced New York governor ends three-day drama with resignation, effective Monday, March 17; Lt. Gov. David A. Paterson to become state's first black governor."

And just like that, he's history.

No new word yet on when Mrs. Clinton's closest support-group...C.O.W. (Cheated On Women) will vote on whether or not Mrs. Spitzer has actually surpassed Hillary as the most duped female on God's green earth, a sobriquet that has not only kept Mrs. Clinton in the public eye, but is her sole qualification for the Presidency of these United States.

Reportedly, C.O.W.'s in question are prepared to burn the midnight oil in order to set the record straight, and certain high ranking C.O.W.'s have even suggested that a Mrs. Clinton/Mrs. Spitzer ticket would easily vault ahead of Senator Hussein Obama.

However, since most of the C.O.W. membership is busily campaigning across the country for Senator Clinton, a final tally will have to wait until the C.O.W.'s come home.