I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
...Am following up on a rumor that when Dennis Kucinich asked for the same, Homeland Security demurred saying it wasn't Gnomeland Security, and gave him the business card of Dog the bounty hunter.
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