by Claudia Rosett

"Watch this space for a Pajamas Media special report. Should the Internet be governed by the United Nations, or is that just a recipe for a bytes-for-food scandal down the pike--or worse?"

Wowsers. How topical. How cutting edge. How so LAST FRICKIN MONTH.

Tune in next time, same PJ-Time, same PJ-Channel, for another breathtaking scoop from Pajamas Media. Quick, Look! Roger Simon just shot an elephant in his pajamas...how it got into his pajamas he'll never know...

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