Friday, November 25, 2005

Moonbats In Space...Cue Close Encounters Music...And...Action...

Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilization...

PRWEB) - OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005 -- A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.”

By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Paul? Ah, I really don't know how to break this to you easy, so here goes nothin'. Those movies, those aliens land and meet the people of earth movies? They weren't for real, Paul. They were filmed on soundstages and used lotsa cartoons and stuff, and some of them were pretty darned good, but, and I KNOW this is a shock to you, but they they were make-believe, Paul.

Make-believe means it never happened. Make-believe means it was a work of fiction. Now, I know this must be a dreadful shock for you to hear this, but there are NO FUCKING ALIENS YOU STUPID, DERANGED, ASSHOLE.

Sweet christ on a crutch but is it any wonder Canada is fucked to the nines?

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