Wednesday, November 23, 2005
She's Too Sexy For Her Cell, Too Sexy For Her Cell..
Former middle school teacher Debra Lafave leaves the Hillsborough County Courthouse Tuesday morning Nov. 22, 2005, after pleading guilty to two counts of lewd and lascivious battery. Lafave, 25, whose sexual liaisons with a student made national headlines was spared a prison term because it would have been cruel and unusual punishment for someone of her beauty.
Hmm. If I'm ever in such a fix I'll be sure to have my lawyer plead the converse. "It's simple, your honor, subjecting the inmate population to someone of his abject uglyness would be tantatmount to doubling their time..."
On the Catwalk...