Monday, November 28, 2005

Super...[fill in the blanks]

The new Superman. He's gay, the director is gay, and we KNOW the writers gotta be gay. Please now, have you ever SEEN Roger Simon?

Anyways, it'll be interesting to see Superlisp, strike that, Superman on the big screen again, and I for one don't care that he's light in the sneakers, but judas priest what a horrid costume and could you have asked the dude to put on a LITTLE frickin' muscle maybe? Click the pic for a gigunda version of it and take a gander at the phony-looking S.....decal from Wal-Mart, maybe? And sheesh...Thunderthighs, No Upper Body Man is more like it. But the gals & gays will love the package I suppose.

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