Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Holiday Travel Tips For Expectant Mothers...

VDOT Travel Center: HOV Lanes - Rules & Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions
I'm pregnant. Do I count as one person or two?

In the HOV world, you're one person. However, babies of any age count as a person.

Except in California and certain other liberal states that allow the traffic authorities to consider pregnant women as two people, but should the rigor of all that driving while pregnant cause them to reconsider the pregnancy, they can then abort the agglomeration of rapidly growing cells that are in fact NOT another person.

Got that? It's called "anything but anything to win the vote and fuck all this nonsense if it's really a baby when you don't wanna."

Bethca Feinstein asks Alito what his thoughts on expectant moms using HOV are.

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