Thursday, November 24, 2005

Reflections on a full stomach

Too bad we can't hit our enemies where they live, so to speak. Years ago the Marines found that carrying around freshly cured pigskins pretty much stopped certain folks from acting up, but can you imagine the screams coming from the left where we to use psychological warfare against those of the islamic persuasion?

Steve over at Hog On Ice made me remember such things when he tossed off a line saying that he was going to rub some bacon grease on his Corbons, and were the A-rabs to know of such things it would be interesting to see their response. I mean if we really did stuff like that.

What are Corbons, you ask? Boutique ammo. Lighter weight rounds that are somewhat jacked up to give them some extra zing. 99.99% of their business is done via the net, hard to find them in gunshops and I don't thinkWalMart would special order them but it might be fun to ask and see.

Anyway, I'm going to send some email to a friend or two over in the sand box and ask if they've considered using the dreaded hogophobia against their foes, wrap one in pigskin when he dies and he can't go to his virgin reward and stuff like that...not that they'd be able to flat out admit that they'd even considered such tomfollery, heavens forbid we inflict an uncomfortable feeling in those who've tried to kill us, but I might just get a reply somewhat akin to wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

If you know what I mean. Might be cool to tell Iran to go ahead and build their nuclear reactors and if they do we'll drop several thousand yards of old footballs specially sewn together to cover the frickin things in the dreaded heaven-locks to beat all heaven-locks.

"It was not MY fault, Allah, the American satan's did this to meeeeee...u-ululululuuuu..."

See what happens when I eat too much.

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