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Old Sluts Angered At Lack Of Mention...

Wartime "sluts" caused diplomatic waves
LONDON (Reuters) - London's "young sluts" wreaked such havoc among U.S. troops during World War Two that the British government feared Anglo-American relations would suffer, files released Tuesday showed.
"Our attention has been drawn to the scale on which the American troops are subjected to accosting by prostitutes and we are beginning to be apprehensive about the long-term effect it may have on Anglo-American relations," Junior Foreign Office Minister Richard Law wrote in a letter to the police.
"If American soldiers contract venereal disease while in this country, they and their relatives in the United States will not think kindly of us after the war."

One Wrist Twice The Size Of The Other...All That Hard Work...

Thief Steals $75,000 Worth of Bull Semen
WOLFSVILLE, Md. (AP) - Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says. Eric Fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work. He said he had planned to sell it...

But Was He Sure It Was Glue?

Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet