I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Officially The Dumbest Gun Idea In The Whole Wide World
Press the CORRECT button, and the flashlight fires a .410 shotgun round from out the back.
Press the WRONG button when trying to simply illuminate something, and the flashlight fires a .410 shotgun round into you.
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