Sunday, October 17, 2010

Florida Man Gets $650,000 For Eye Injury During Lap Dance

A South Florida man may have a few more dollars to toss around at strippers after he won $650,000 in a settlement for injuries he suffered during a lap dance.
In 2008, Michael Ireland was poked in the eye by a stripper's spiked high heel when he got a little too close during a performance at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach.
The shoe of a stripper named "Suki" punctured his eye socket and broke bones around his eye and nose and the man has permanent double vision, his attorneys claimed.

Well here's one thing I betcha isn't true with this story.
I've a strong feeling that the stripper who poked the porker being lapped is not really named Suki.

That aside, this detweiller now has one helluva  stash of singles for even more lap tomfoolery.


Woody said...

Wow! That's enough for 32,000 more lapdances!!!

fits said...

He just has to find a gal with less kick for the buck.