I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
I knew the NYPD preferred peashooters but a .9mm ( A BB is approx 4.6mm) round is even worse than imagined. Probably don't need anything bigger, as they are world renowned for being excellent shots. And no, it certainly cannot be a typo, as the Daily Snooze referenced the gun's caliber yet again in the following pic:
.9mm that the Corrections officer allegedly pointed at police.