Answered them with the reminder that seeing as how I know how cheap Mr. James A. Frost is, the fella tasked into doing the testing should check to be sure that the TP he was fixin' to slice wasn't used.
Don't know if they'll "get-it" but will keep you abreast should they reply.
Chickamauga, Chancellorsville, Vicksburg, Gettysburg. Four (4) replica swords commemorating these battles that can be yours from Cutlery Corner...
Mister Boone? Four times $59.95. Equals. $239.80.