Here's hoping Terrible Todd returns. He knew something was up. Made mention that today's run-sheets were awfully thin. Oh well. I'm good with languages so maybe this won't be too bad.
Wonder if Rosetta Stone has Tennessean...
Cutlery Corner is back on the air, and without Toddy boy. Terrible Tom O'Dell is hosting the show, and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if poor Toddy was suspended, if not fired outright!
Now, Tom O'Dell isn't a slouch by any means. He can falsify with the best of them, but no one even approaches the slithering griftiness of Mr. Boone. O'Dell is half senile these days and is more the pitiful figure, but our boy Boone could look his own granny straight in the eye and not just lie but fabricate with a profundity worthy of Solomon himself. For some, the art of prevarication is an end to a means, but Boone is a liar among liars, a stealth figure who not only lies to live, but lives to lie.
I am, dear readers, beside myself with grief.