Saturday, October 16, 2010

This Just In From Frost Cutlery...

Item # CCN 19857

"Original Inhabitance"

Now, before you wrack your brain in an attempt to decipher the ravings of these Tennessean morons, what the illiterates were trying to say was "Inhabitants". Click the above link to laugh at it for yourself if you don't believe me.

I shot off an email to the idiots informing them of the boo-boo and await their sending out for A) A dictionary, and B) Someone capable of reading it. In other words, this error should be corrected sometime Monday afternoon once they've finally contacted someone in the state associated with Frost who has at least a 4th grade education.

On second thought, better make that Tuesday. Late Tuesday. That'll give 'em enough time to fly in a specialist who speaks both Tennessean as well as English.

UPDATE: 9:40 AM and the translator has yet to arrive.
UPDATE: 8:31 PM still awaiting the translator.
UPDATE: 11:35 PM nary a translator in sight. 

Yet another update. 

As we await Frost learning how to speak English, I thought it'd be good for you to know that you can order the Inhabitance knives directly from this page. Simply click in the number you wish to buy..remember now, you get four per the Quantity box, so let's say "10" since these piece of shit Chinamen specials will only last an hour or so before degrading to slags of unrecognizable ore, then click "Add to cart", and you'll be taken to the area that asks for your particulars, and from there the most funnest of all places, the "Shipping" zone where you'll be able to offer your first born son for the honor of finding a beat-up old box on your lawn in only a couple weeks or thereabouts. 

This is of course after forgetting how Frost ripped-off Spyderco and hypnotizing yourself into not giving a good damn about scruples or honor or any other sillyass thing like that. Then, just for the fun of it, you can also include a comment with your order that asks how much Frost is donating to the closest Original Inhabitance reservation in thanking them for the use of the likeness of a wise old chief on the blade handles.

Good luck with all that and may you then rot in hell.

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Suggested Retail Price: $59.80
Your Price: $16.00

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