I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Iraqi Woman Confesses on Jordan TV
AMMAN, Jordan - Strapped with a disabled explosives belt, an Iraqi woman arrested Sunday confessed on television to trying to blow herself up with her husband in one of three suicide attacks earlier this week that killed 57 people."
Translation of her confession:
"Allahu allaha allahuckus, all greatness to allah and his only prophetic Mo, and render us not unto pigfat but the instructions read "push" when they should have read "pull" and that's the last time any of us will use meatbombs made in Palestine..."
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