Tuesday, November 08, 2005

More Dizzy Headlines...In The News...

Duh

Women May Enjoy Humor More, if It's Funny

So women may think something is funny if it's funny. Okay.
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New unrest hits France
That's what they've come to calling murder, senseless destruction, and arson? Unrest? Okay.
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Son Of Duh

Iran says it's not afraid of Security Council

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Gigantic Apes Coexisted with Early Humans, Study Finds

Not a poorly done headline at all, but a rather stupid article. Science has known for decades that such creatures once existed but catch this pearl of wisdom:

"Some scientists believe that an appetite focused on bamboo combined with increasing competition from more nimble humans eventually led to the extinction of Gigantopithecus."

Competition? Over what? Early humans ate bamboo as well? If not, then what were the two species competing for? Wanna know the REAL DEAL?

They tasted good. Case closed.

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