PALESWINES WANT UN TO INVESTIGATE ARAFAT'S DEATH

DAMASCUS, Syria - "A senior Palestinian official has called for a U.N. investigation into the death of Yasser Arafat, reiterating allegations that the Palestinian leader was poisoned by Israel."

Hahahahahahahaa, oh yeah, ahem, whew, excuse me a moment while I reassemble myself here. Good one. Dead King Rat's wife flees the country with his medical records because she doesn't want the world to know that Yass kicked it from AIDS, and the Paleswines want the world to focus upon the evil joooooooos. Can't make this shit up were you to write for a moslem soap-opera.

"Farouk Kaddoumi, head of the Palestine Liberation Organization's mainstream Fatah faction, said Arafat was poisoned by Israel "because he was a stumbling block to (Israeli) plans." Other Palestinians have made the same charge in the past and Israel has repeatedly denied it."

As if the PLO HAD a mainstream faction, or is that referring to the ones who practice the absolute bestest way moslems should behead bound and helpless schoolgirls?

"The PLO will ask the U.N. Security Council "to form an international investigating commission into the assassination of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat." Kaddoumi told reporters on Saturday."

Without an autopsy what in all hells are they supposed to look for? Jews in the woodpile? Exhume the old monster? Get the wife to come clean? And what if, WHAT IF the UN...not that those incompetent fucks could even determine if he was truly deceased...they find evidence that his copulating with farm animals led to his demise?

Beg pardon? The fix is in and what kind of fool must I be to think that the UN would EVER say anything bad about one of their fave dictators?

Sorry. My bad.