Experts: Cruises Vulnerable to Attacks
Psst, got a minute?
You're an expert, right? I didn't mean to bother you but I saw the EXPERT there on your nametag and thought I'd mention that PIRATES HAVE BEEN ATTACKING SHIPS FOR FUCKING CENTURIES YOU IDIOT.
And why, you ask? BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY'RE VULNERABLE.
You have a good day now.
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