I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Why Obama's "Justice" Department Is Allowing This Travesty Of A Trial In N.Y.C.
To permit the murderers to mock the American justice system
Disseminate their barbaric religious beliefs worldwide
And worst of all....
Add insult to injury in disgracing the memory of those so callously murdered.
But let's not kid ourselves into believing we expected anything less from this troglodyte. More on this joke of a trial.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
New Shelly Pic Generating Some Heat
Now here's the skinny...
The Yellowstream Media is apparently preparing a full-frontal-frothing of the mouth at what is being called a racist photoshopping of Barack's main female squeeze, Shelly.
GOOGLE is apologizing for including the pic in search results for the gal, and I just can't seem to remember them doing the same when the BUSH-CHIMP-HITLER craze was going on for 8 frickin years.
Hells bells but its a sucky attempt.
And in her defense I personally don't think she's THAT ugly.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The REAL Reason Why Oprah Is Retiring!....Said Ready To Go Into Hiding Because...
Gang 'killed victims to extract their fat'
Peruvian police arrest suspects who allegedly drained their victims and sold liquid as an anti-wrinkle treatment...
Peru reacted with revulsion and horror to reports that scores of peasants may have been butchered by the gang, which was said to have operated in Huánuco, a rural province dotted with Inca temples between the jungle and Andean peaks. Also, rumors that the alleged gang might very well be branching out to heretofore unreachable sources such as those from America have sent shockwaves through certain communities and are listed as the reason behind popular American television icon Oprah Winfrey's sudden rush into retirement.Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Ann Coulter: AT THE END OF THE DAY, DIVERSITY HAS JUMPED THE SHARK, HORRIFICALLY
As long as the general has brought it up: Never in recorded history has diversity been anything but a problem. Look at Ireland with its Protestant and Catholic populations, Canada with its French and English populations, Israel with its Jewish and Palestinian populations.
Or consider the warring factions in India, Sri Lanka, China, Iraq, Czechoslovakia (until it happily split up), the Balkans and Chechnya. Also look at the festering hotbeds of tribal warfare -- I mean the beautiful mosaics -- in Third World hellholes like Afghanistan, Rwanda and South Central, L.A.
"Diversity" is a difficulty to be overcome, not an advantage to be sought. True, America does a better job than most at accommodating a diverse population. We also do a better job at curing cancer and containing pollution. But no one goes around mindlessly exclaiming: "Cancer is a strength!" "Pollution is our greatest asset!"
..."liberals celebrate diversity only in the case of superficial characteristics like race, gender, sexual preference and country of origin. They reject diversity when we need it, such as in "diversity" of legal forums.
After conferring with everyone at Zabar's, Obama decided that if a standard civilian trial is good enough for Martha Stewart, then it's good enough for the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. So Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is coming to New York!
Mohammed's military tribunal was already under way when Obama came into office, stopped the proceedings and, eight months later, announced that Mohammed would be tried in a federal court in New York.
In a liberal's reckoning, diversity is good when we have both Muslim jihadists and patriotic Americans serving in the U.S. military. But diversity is bad when Martha Stewart and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed are subjected to different legal tribunals to adjudicate their transgressions.
Terrorists tried in civilian courts will be entitled to the whole panoply of legal protections accorded Stewart or any American charged with a crime, such as the presumption of innocence, the right to a fair trial, the right to exclude evidence obtained in violation of Miranda rights, the right to a speedy trial, the right to confront one's accusers, the right to a change of venue, the right to examine the evidence against you, and the right to subpoena witnesses and evidence in one's defense.
Members of Congress have it in their power to put an end to this lunacy right now. If they don't, they are as complicit in Mohammed's civilian trial as the president. Article I, Section 8, and Article III, Section 1 of the Constitution give Congress the power to establish the jurisdiction of the lower federal courts and to create exceptions to that jurisdiction.."
To the run-of-the-mill liberal, "E Pluribus Unum" translates to "Let's focus on the one and fuck the many!", as there's simply no other way to explain such a dramatic shift in what the country is all about, why indeed it was created to begin with, and at the end of the day...WHAT FRICKIN WORKS.
I push while you pull never worked out all that swell, but to the basement dwellers that fund and run and squeak kumbaya along with their elected loons in Congress, it's a way to be seen and heard because the alternative is to spend eternity plodding along as the make-believe nobodies they really are.
Now, that was jim-dandy when they were inflicting nothing more than flea bites on the body politic but its getting serious. Treating enemy combatants as dyed-in-the-wool Americans is eyes wide stupid and generally the worst of ideas. It comes from the liberal mindset so that's a given, but the days of placating them so's they don't hang themselves with mommy's clothesline in daddy's cellar is quickly retreating in the rearview mirror and with NORMAL folks they'd be getting the message BEFORE everything fell to shit, but in case you've not been paying attention, they AIN'T normal.
And now even our General's are infected, proving the pathogen to be highly contagious so enough is enough.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Meanwhile...Back In The FREE World...
Boy, 11, Kills Bear That Wouldn't Leave Family's Porch
DRIGGS, Idaho — "An 11-year-old Idaho boy fatally shot a black bear on his family's front porch after he said it wouldn't leave.
The boy was at his home near Driggs, just west of the Idaho-Wyoming border, with his younger sisters last Wednesday when the bear showed up. He says he couldn't shoo the animal away, so he went and got a gun and shot it.
Doug Petersen, a conservation officer with the Idaho Department of Fish and Game, says the boy and his family probably won't be in any trouble, because the agency had received multiple complaints about a black bear in the area. The bear had been hanging around a transfer station and getting into garbage cans and bird feeders.
Petersen says Fish and Game doesn't usually issue citations in situations where the bear had been a problem around humans.
The agency has issued the family a permit to keep the bear's carcass."
Obama can kowtow to china and Japan and the Afrighted Kingdom can carbon-allowance its subjects 'till the cows come home.
But stories like these make me glad to be an American. That's something neither his majesty nor the UN nor the N.Y. Times or any other dirty thing can take away from the real America.
Balls.
Bronze ones.
What's Brown And Lefty And Begs All Over
Our bogus President...that's what.
No American President Ever Bowed to a Foreign Leader — Until Now
"President Obama created a new presidential precedent when he bowed to the Japanese Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko Saturday.
No president of the United States in the more than 230 years since the country was founded in 1776 had ever bowed to a member of royalty. That was until Barack Obama’s presidency.
In April, President Obama bowed to the Saudi king during the G-20 meeting. At the time, Obama’s deferential bow was somewhat obscured, and the White House insisted that the president simply had leaned forward to shake the king’s hand.
But the president's recent demonstration of royal deference to the Japanese emperor and empress suggests his earlier action was no aberration."
In practicing to be EMPEROR OBO THE FIRST, but of course Barry Hussein digs alla the bowing and scraping shit.
Could this simple fuck embarrass us ANY more?
Saturday, November 14, 2009
The Oddly Familiar Sound You Are Hearing From Across The Pond...
Everyone in Britain could be given a personal 'carbon allowance'
...Is the United Kingdom circling the bowl on its way towards oblivion..."Lord Smith of Finsbury believes that implementing individual carbon allowances for every person will be the most effective way of meeting the targets for cutting greenhouse gas emissions.
It would involve people being issued with a unique number which they would hand over when purchasing products that contribute to their carbon footprint, such as fuel, airline tickets and electricity."
Whether it be Lord Smith of Finsbury or Lord Fin of Smithsbury, one thing is perfectly clear.
Them Brits are goners.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Right To Bear Arms RESTORED To NJ Paraplegic
SOMERVILLE, N.J. — "A quadriplegic in New Jersey has the right to bear arms even though he can’t hold a gun or pull a trigger.
A judge ruled Tuesday that James Cap is eligible for a firearms ID, which is required to buy a gun.
Manville’s police chief had rejected the 46-year-old’s application last year.
Cap says he was an avid hunter as a teenager before he was paralyzed after breaking his neck in a high school football game 30 years ago.
Cap says he’ll put the gun in a special wheelchair mount and operate it with a special breathing tube so he can hunt again.
The judge ruled Cap can have the permit only if his guns are stored in a safe and qualified people assist him with the weapons."
I'm taking this as a victory. Because it'd be just wrong to look at any glass half full on a Veterans Day. Not gonna do it. So what if New Jersey cops despise the Constitution and its judges believe that the Founding Fathers spent alla that there time fighting King George just so's they could hunt.
Mr. James Cap is sort of a real citizen again. I'm happy for him, and fervently hope that Manville's police chief goes straight to hell.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
234 And Counting....
All across the world, active and inactive jarheads are joining in the celebration, and since youse guys are our employers, you should, too.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USMC
Monday, November 09, 2009
UPDATE: Fort Hood Shooter Was In Contact With Terrorists....
Basically, and this is of course from the Marine perspective, when a person identifies his or herself to be a follower of islam, very little can be asked of them with regards to anything to do with their religion. Political correctness has reached the point whereby there need be a body count before action can be taken on a suspected terrorist sympathizer, and to believe otherwise is to disregard this madman's actions and the societal protection afforded him so as not to offend the America-haters.
"U.S. intelligence agencies were aware months ago that Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan was attempting to make contact with people associated with al Qaeda, two American officials briefed on classified material in the case told ABC News."
And since Barry Hussein doesn't seem to think this is a big deal and wants us to settle down and smell the roses, count on more murder followed by much of the same.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Breaking...Army Major Kills 12 At Fort Hood...
"A U.S. soldier opened fire Thursday at Fort Hood, Texas, killing at least 11 people and wounding 31 others, military officials said. The gunman was shot to death, and two other soldiers were in custody.
NBC News’ Pete Williams reported that U.S. officials identified the gunman as Maj. Malik Nadal Hasan, an Army psychiatrist who had been promoted to major in May. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson, R-Texas, said military officials told her that the gunman, who was 39 or 40, was about to be deployed to Iraq and was “upset about it.”
Lt. Gen. Robert W. Cone, commanding general of the Army’s III Corps, who briefed President Barack Obama on the shootings, said the gunman used two handguns.
Disregarding his ethnicity for a moment, it is interesting that a mental health professional snapped like that.Not everyone is suited for service life. But not everyone so unsuited goes around killing folks. There's lots more to this dastardly deed, bet on it.
UPDATE
Yep.
"The gunman behind the carnage at a Texas military base hollered "Allahu Akbar!" before unleashing a bloody rampage that left more than a dozen dead, an onlooker told investigators.
"We do have a witness who reported that," Col. John Rossi said Friday morning from Fort Hood."
And have a look at the following, the link courtesy of faithful reader bah_humbug:
"After news broke out of the shooting at the Fort Hood Army post in Texas, the nation watched in horror as the toll of dead and injured climbed. The White House was notified immediately and by late afternoon, word went out that the president would speak about the incident prior to a previously scheduled appearance. At about 5 p.m., cable stations went to the president. The situation called for not only his trademark eloquence, but also grace and perspective.
But instead of a somber chief executive offering reassuring words and expressions of sympathy and compassion, viewers saw a wildly disconnected and inappropriately light president making introductory remarks. At the event, a Tribal Nations Conference hosted by the Department of Interior's Bureau of Indian affairs, the president thanked various staffers and offered a "shout-out" to "Dr. Joe Medicine Crow -- that Congressional Medal of Honor winner." Three minutes in, the president spoke about the shooting, in measured and appropriate terms. Who is advising him?
Anyone at home aware of the major news story of the previous hours had to have been stunned. An incident like this requires a scrapping of the early light banter. The president should apologize for the tone of his remarks, explain what has happened, express sympathy for those slain and appeal for calm and patience until all the facts are in. That's the least that should occur..."
Plain and simple...
Barack Hussein Obama is a liberal democrat. He HAS no clue as to what genuine feelings happen to be, unless someone writes it down for him to read to the camera. As is the case with many politicians in general, but scumdog liberals in particular, if it doesn't effect THEM it isn't worth fussing over.
Bronx Bombers Bring Home 27th Title
And my memory this day goes back to May 10, 1956. Day after my birthday and me and Pop celebrated by taking in my first game at old Yankee stadium. Fella by the name of Mantle hit a home run off of a Cleveland pitcher named Lemon and I thought that was the funniest name I had ever heard.
That year, the Yanks beat the Dodgers 4 games to 3, and we were scheduled to be at game 5 but I came down with the chicken pox so we missed Don Larson's perfect game.
53 years, a new stadium later, and the old ball club wins another one. #27.
Congrats to them, and to Yankee fans the world over.
Monday, November 02, 2009
"Ummm..So What's THIS Button For...?"
"A passenger enjoying a civilian joyride accidentally cut the trip short when he ejected himself from the plane after grabbing the eject lever while trying to brace himself.
The passenger, who was flying in a Pilatus PC-7 Mk II with an air force pilot friend, The Daily Mail reported.
He was instantly blasted 320-feet into the sky by the rocket-powered chair, before floating to the ground with an automatic parachute, the paper reported.
Air Force officers quickly deployed a helicopter to retrieve the passenger after his fall 80 miles south of Cape Town, South Africa."
I've done some stupid ass things in my life but this would take the cake. If memory serves, the eject levers are usually pretty much out of the way, but I am unfamiliar with this particular aircraft.