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His Excellency Is Not Pleased

Golly gee but I'd a'thunk that Emperor Obo would have been somewhat kinder to a court containing so wise a latina...

Then again, maybe he missed that class on separation of powers.

Still and all, being the FIRST PRESIDENT to EVER criticize the Supreme Court in a state of the union address makes history and that's what this man is all about.

Right OR wrong.

And Now A Rebuttal To The "President's" State Of The Union Address

WE INTERRUPT THIS REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING TO SHED LIGHT ON...ELLIE LIGHT

"At last count Ellie Light has written the same letter defending Barack Obama to dozens of publications across the US, getting them published in at least 42 newspapers in 18 states, as well as Politico.com, the Washington Times, and USA Today. And Ellie has claimed residence in at least 18 of these states.

So who is Ellie Light?
Classical Values found her picture and, via Instapundit, Charlie Foxtrot may have more information.

And then there’s this… Her Facebook page may give us a clue:"

If you remain unaware of the Ellie Light kerfuffle then click the following link to be whisked to Gateway Pundit and learn.

When The Truth Hurts: Volume 10 Gazillion

Ex-NBA player rips Haiti, compares country to 'homeless men'

"The former NBA player posted a long column online in response to the earthquake disaster in Haiti in which he criticized Haitian citizens and said he won't donate to relief efforts.

"I haven’t donated to the Haitian relief effort for the same reason that I don't give money to homeless men on the street," he wrote. "Based on past experiences, I don't think the guy with the sign that reads 'Need You're Help' is going to do anything constructive with the dollar I might give him. If I use history as my guide, I don't think the people of Haiti will do much with my money either."

And he didn't stop there, even writing a letter to the people of Haiti.

"Dear Haitians," he wrote, "First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

"As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?"

He also asked what's being done to prevent this tragedy from happening again, using New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina as an example.

"We did the same after Hurricane Katrina," he said. "We were quick to vilify humans who were too slow to respond to the needs of victims, forgetting that the victims had built and maintained a major city below sea level in a known target zone for hurricanes. Our response: Make the same mistake again. Rebuild a doomed city, putting aside logic as we did."

Shirley has been dropped as a freelance writer for ESPN for his comments on Haiti."

Good for him. He had to know that politically correct ESPN would fire him. Not like he's a black guy who can get away with saying just about anything.

Charles Barkley, for example, ran a stop sign and told the pursuing cop that he was in a hurry to find someplace quiet to get a blow job from a prostitute he'd just picked up. And the media continues to fawn over him. A bigoted racist with carte blanche. In America, no less.

Chinese legal experts call for ban on eating cats and dogs

"Chinese legal experts are proposing a ban on eating dogs and cats in a contentious move to end a culinary tradition dating back thousands of years.

The recommendation will be submitted to higher authorities in April as part of a draft bill to tackle animal abuse.

In ancient times, dog meat was considered a medicinal tonic. Today, it is commonly available throughout the country, but particularly in the north where dog stew is popular for its supposed warming qualities."

Aha!

I knew there was a reason Michelle Obama hadn't visited China as yet. Dog on the menu and who knows WHAT innocent mistakes might be made...

Oh shit. Sorry. Wrong pic. Sometimes its hard to tell that's all.

You're So Vain...

...You probably think this country is about you...

First word in the Constitution?

"We".

First word in any Obama speech?

"I"

Don't know about you, but watching him lie his commie ass off during the State Of The Union speech is too sickening to imagine, but just think of the coolass drinking game it could be...

A shot of bourbon every time he says "I", or "me", would put anyone under the table.

I'd turn down the sound and try and decipher what the signing-for-the-deaf person is saying, but word has it that the original cracked her sternum from pounding out alla them "I"'s and who truly wishes to be an enabler to so unworthy a cause.

Haloscam Being Shutdown...

Seeing as how I've never kept my ear to the ground with regards to tech stuff on the internet, it was just now that I received an email informing me that Haloscan is going the way of the Dodo, but I can fork over $12 bucks per year to segue into their new, pay as you go product.

Clicking into the FAQ link I saw a lot of comments from some very unhappy people, but an awful lot of internet folks seem to have been born unhappy and thrive in times of sadness. I'm going to go google this new company and read some more about what the hell is really going on.

Obama Uses Teleprompter In Speech To 6th Graders....

The poster child for the definition of the word "stupid". Which of course differs from "ignorant", in that stupid people lack ability while ignorant ones lack knowledge.

Wait a minute.

Come to think of it, he's both.

It's one thing to have others write your books, and speeches, and in his case probably even pillow-talk, but someone incapable of chatting up a class of eleven year-olds is flat out dumbass.

Excerpts From Obama's Astro-Turf Meeting On Why His Poll Numbers Have Tanked

"...but I'm here to tell ya that it's not about me. I could have done nothing and had great poll numbers but I did something and that makes some people mad. But its not about me. What it should be about is the jobs I'm going to fight for and the economic recovery I'm pushing for and the country getting back on its feet that I'm going to make sure happens...

But don't for a moment think that its about me. Some folks think that if Obama loses they win. But it shouldn't be about winning or losing but about how I'm going to right this ship and get things back on the upswing..."

And not for nothing, but what sort of folk speak of themselves in 3rd person.

Kings. Queens. Dictators. Super self important theatrical types.

In other words, everything Barry believes himself to be.

Is it 2012 yet?

Florida Trooper Misses Dead Body During Crash Investigation

OAKLAND, Fla. — "A Florida Highway Patrol trooper apparently missed a dead body lying near the road during a crash investigation.

According to FHP, the unidentified trooper was responding to reports of an abandoned car on Interstate 95 in Oakland Park. He investigated the crash scene but did not see the body and had the car towed.

A wrecker company contacted the car's owner on Tuesday. The woman said she didn't know her car was in an accident and that her boyfriend was missing.

She found his body in a ditch when she stopped by the crash scene that night. The victim was identified as 29-year-old Delvin Lewis.

Authorities believe Lewis was driving his girlfriend's car when he hit a guardrail and was thrown from the car. It's not clear when the accident happened."

The bad news about Florida law enforcement in general, is that they refuse to exit their vehicles except by act of Congress.

The good news about Florida law enforcement in general, is that they refuse to exit their vehicles except by act of Congress.

This means one doesn't get harassment tickets. This means that bodies get lost now and again.

Air America Goes Belly Up

Not Enough Loons Tuning In...

"Air America Radio, a progressive radio network that once aired commentary from Al Franken and Rachel Maddow, said Thursday it is shutting down immediately.

The company founded in April 2004 said it ceased airing new programs Thursday afternoon and will soon file to be liquidated under Chapter 7 bankruptcy. It began broadcasting reruns of programs and would end those as well Monday night."

Since I've never once tuned in, it isn't possible to offer an in-depth critique of the unlamented trash-fest laughingly calling itself Air-America.

Whoops. Guess I just did.

I suppose Air-Hate-America had already been trademarked by some other lunatic fringe, and its probably best for all people of good will the country over that programming has been canceled.

Yet Another Great Invention From The UK

Holiday Inn, operator of over 4,000 hotels worldwide, will begin to offer a free five-minute "human bed warming service" at it's London Kensington hotel throughout next week.

If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.

"Like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed" is how Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall described the idea.

Bed Warmers Jacqui Barry and Nick Woods (pictured) helped to beat the big freeze for Laurence Lancashire, centre, at the Holiday Inn Kingston-South in Surbiton, Surrey.

Dr Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Centre, said the idea could help people get off to sleep.

He said: "There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop.

"A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24C - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep.

"Holiday Inn's new bed warmers service should help people achieve a good night's sleep especially as it's taking much longer for them to warm up when they come in from the snow."

There are so very many reasons why this is one of the absolute worst ideas the Brits have come up with since losing their spinal cords, testes, and common sense, that I'm at a genuine loss for words.

An R.I.P. We Missed...

Joseph Wiseman, most popularly known as the uber-evil Dr. No. in the very first James Bond flick.

May 15, 1918 to October 19, 2009.

For my money, the best Bond bad guy there was.

Ann Coulter: THAT OLD OBAMA MAGIC IS BACK

"Once again, the people have spoken, and this time they quoted what Dick Cheney said to Pat Leahy.

Less than two weeks ago, The New York Times said that so much as a "tighter-than-expected" victory for Massachusetts Democratic Senate candidate Martha Coakley would incite "soul-searching among Democrats nationally," which sent Times readers scurrying to their dictionaries to look up this strange new word, "soul."

A close win for Coakley, the Times said, would constitute "the first real barometer of whether problems facing the party" will affect the 2010 elections.

But when Coakley actually lost the election by an astounding 5 points, the Chicago boys in the White House decided it was the chick's fault.

Democratic candidate Martha Coakley may be a moral monster, but it's ridiculous to blame her for losing the election. She lost because of the Democrats' obsession with forcing national health care down the nation's throat.

Coakley campaigned exactly the way she should have.

As a Democrat running in a special election for a seat that had been held by a Democratic icon (and another moral monster) for the past 46 years in a state with only 12 percent registered Republicans, Coakley's objective was to have voters reading the paper on Friday, saying: "Hey, honey, did you know there was a special election four days ago? Yeah, apparently Coakley won, though it was a pretty low turnout."

Ideally, no one except members of government unions and Coakley's immediate family would have even been aware of the election.

And until Matt Drudge began covering it like a presidential election a week ago, it might have turned out that way.

Coakley had already won two statewide elections, while her Republican opponent, Scott Brown, had only won elections in his district. She had endorsements from the Kennedy family and the current appointed Democratic senator, Paul Kirk -- as well as endless glowing profiles in The Boston Globe.

And by the way, as of Jan. 1, Brown had spent $642,000 on the race, while Coakley had spent $2 million.

On Jan. 8, just 11 days before the election, The New York Times reported: "A Brown win remains improbable, given that Democrats outnumber Republicans by 3 to 1 in the state and that Ms. Coakley, the state's attorney general, has far more name recognition, money and organizational support."

It was in that article that the Times said a narrow Coakley win would be an augury for the entire Democratic Party. But now she's being hung out to dry so that Democrats don't have to face the possibility that Obama's left-wing policies are to blame.

Alternatively, Democrats are trying to write off Brown's colossal victory as the standard seesawing of public sentiment that hits both Republicans and Democrats from time to time. As MSNBC's Chris Matthews explained, it was just the voters saying "no" generally, but not to anything in particular.

Except when Republicans win political power, they hold onto it long enough to govern. The Democrats keep being smacked down by the voters immediately after being elected and revealing their heinous agenda.

As a result, for the past four decades, American politics has consisted of Republicans controlling Washington for eight to 14 years -- either from the White House or Capitol Hill -- thus allowing Americans to forget what it was they didn't like about Democrats, whom they then carelessly vote back in. The Democrats immediately remind Americans what they didn't like about Democrats, and their power is revoked at the voters' first possible opportunity.

Obama has cut the remembering-what-we-don't-like-about-Democrats stage of this process down from two to four years to about 10 months. Folks, I'm convinced that if we all work really hard, we can get it down to three months.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years -- and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

Two years of Bill Clinton gave us a historic Republican sweep of Congress, which killed the entire Clinton agenda (with the exception of partial-birth abortion and felony obstruction of justice) -- and also gave us two terms for George W. Bush.

And now, merely one year of Obama and a Democratic Congress has given us the first Republican senator from Massachusetts in 31 years.

In other recent news, last November, New Jersey voters, who haven't voted for a Republican for president since 1988, threw out their incumbent Democratic governor, Jon Corzine. In Virginia, which Obama carried by 6 points a year earlier, a religious-right Republican won the governor's office by 17 points.

Sen. Ben Nelson, Democrat of Nebraska, won his last election in 2006 by 28 points -- the largest margin for a Democratic Senate candidate in that state in a quarter-century.

Since voting for the Senate health care bill last Christmas, the once-bulletproof Sen. Nelson not only gets booed out of Omaha pizzerias, but he has also seen his job approval rating fall to 42 percent and his disapproval rating soar to 48 percent. (Meanwhile, the junior senator from Nebraska, Mike Johanns, who voted against the bill, has a job approval rating of 63 percent.)

The Democrats have no natural majority because they have no fundamental principles -- at least none that they are willing to state out loud. They are like a drunken vagrant who emerges from the alley to cause havoc every few years. They are the perpetual toothache of American politics.

To be sure, the fact that 52 percent of Massachusetts voters are racist, sexist tea-baggers -- i.e., voted for a Republican -- means only that the Democrats just went from having the largest congressional majority in a generation to the second largest. But this was "Teddy Kennedy's seat." And it was in Massachusetts.

Now, no Democrat is safe.

But the country just got a lot safer."

It still is difficult for me to believe that enough voters actually FORGOT what heinous scumbags liberal democrats are and decided to vote for the black guy because certainly, SURELY, he'd be far more gentle and kind to the country than that awful Bush was.

In modern times...and this means ever since women got the right to vote and refused to cast a ballot for anyone without a sufficient amount of hair except for Eisenhower and all HE had to do was defeat Hitler so as to be the last baldy with a snowballs chance in hell... EVERY single time a liberal democrat is elected to high office he or she does two things:

1.)Raise Taxes
2.)Lowers the country's ability to defend itself from its enemies.

In more modern times add killing babies to the list but in order to kill enough babies there must be lotsa tax dollars available to do so, so maybe that should be 1-A.

The good sign is Ted The Swimmer's seat going to a Conservative enough Republican. Even the middle of the roaders seem aghast at socialized medicine and I for one can't wait for the midterm elections to throw even more of the bums out.

ALL HANDS: Coast Guard to Terminate Loran-C Signal

"The U.S. Coast Guard's Director of Prevention Policy announced publication in the Federal Register of plans to cease broadcasting the North American Loran-C signal Feb. 8.

As a result of technological advancements during the last 20 years and the emergence of the U.S. Global Positioning System, Loran-C is no longer required by the armed forces, the transportation sector or the nation's security interests, and is used by only a small segment of the population."

The inside scoop on the termination of Loran-C is that there IS a backup to GPS that is more accurate than Loran.

I know this because a friend of a friend who has an Aunt that works as a clerk-typist for an officer who used to interface with the Coast Guard and knew a guy that worked on Loran-C in the mid-70's.

All I can add to this is the damned thing better work before the chinamen launch an ionosphere busting nuke and fry the whole GPS schmear to cinders.

Research And Its Just Reward

Here in Florida...the recent global-cooling notwithstanding...in particular the Miami environs, beach-wear is a 24/7/365 business and research has concluded beyond a shadow of a doubt that color scheming is AS important as fit, finish, and even cost.

So in the interest of providing what the internet is justifiably famous for, knowledge and information, PINK, then BLUE, then BLACK are the best selling colors.

Quotes, Quotes, Who's Got The Quotes...

More pearls of wisdumb from the loony left...

"Martha Coakley is running to fill the rest of Ted Kennedy's term, and her opponent is a far-right tea-bagger Republican."

Senator Chuck Schumer, apparently describing the sex act..."tea-bagging"... that he believes is soon to be performed upon Mz Coakley by her Republican challenger Scott Brown. Anyone with a semblance of visual acuity could inform Senator Schumer that a decent enough looking guy like Brown would hardly stoop to tea-bagging the likes of Coakley.

Even though I personally abhor the mindset of Mz Coakley it behooves me as a gentleman to call Senator Schumer out for insulting even so unfashionable a lady in such a manner. Matter of fact, pretty much every WOMAN should be up in arms after the Senator stooped to offer this hideous sexual affront.

Let's await the hue and cry.

Just don't hold your breath.

Then There's The Haitian Consul...

"This catastrophe is good for us here, it will make us known."

George Antoine, Haitian consul to Brazil.

Danny Glover On Haiti's Heartbreak

“When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I’m sayin’?”

Knowledge For Knowledge Sake

I've just always wondered how in all hells a gal managed to tie up alla them strings by herself, so perhaps someone could be so kind as to explain.

Isn't the exchange of information wonderful?

And by all means click to make it bigger.

The picture.

Fun With Thursday Funnies

Messenger Science In The News...

Slug Is Half-plant, Half-animal

"A green sea slug appears to be part animal, part plant. It's the first critter discovered to produce the plant pigment chlorophyll.

The sneaky slugs seem to have stolen the genes that enable this skill from algae that they've eaten. With their contraband genes, the slugs can carry out photosynthesis - the process plants use to convert sunlight into energy.

"They can make their energy-containing molecules without having to eat anything," said Sidney Pierce, a biologist at the University of South Florida in Tampa.

Pierce has been studying the unique creatures, officially called Elysia chlorotica, for about 20 years. He presented his most recent findings Jan. 7 at the annual meeting of the Society for Integrative and Comparative Biology in Seattle. The finding was first reported by Science News.

"This is the first time that multicellar animals have been able to produce chlorophyll," Pierce told LiveScience.

The sea slugs live in salt marshes in New England and Canada. In addition to burglarizing the genes needed to make the green pigment chlorophyll, the slugs also steal tiny cell parts called chloroplasts, which they use to conduct photosynthesis. The chloroplasts use the chlorophyl (sic) to convert sunlight into energy, just as plants do, eliminating the need to eat food to gain energy.

"We collect them and we keep them in aquaria for months," Pierce said. "As long as we shine a light on them for 12 hours a day, they can survive [without food]."

The researchers used a radioactive tracer to be sure that the slugs are actually producing the chlorophyll themselves, as opposed to just stealing the ready-made pigment from algae. In fact, the slugs incorporate the genetic material so well, they pass it on to further generations of slugs.

The babies of thieving slugs retain the ability to produce their own chlorophyll, though they can't carry out photosynthesis until they've eaten enough algae to steal the necessary chloroplasts, which they can't yet produce on their own."

Damn.

With Ted Kennedy dead there's no hope of having a living bigass slug around to test.

He is still dead, right?

World's first life-size robotic girlfriend

ROXXXY the sex robot had a coming-out party in Sin City.

In what is billed as a world first, a life-size robotic girlfriend complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin was introduced to adoring fans at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

"She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean," TrueCompanion's Douglas Hines said.

"She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person."

Roxxxy stands 170cm (five feet, seven inches) tall, weighs 54.43kg (120lbs), "has a full C cup and is ready for action," according to Mr Hines, who was an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting TrueCompanion.

Roxxxy comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy.

There is a young naive personality along with a Mature Martha that Mr Hines described as having a "matriarchal kind of caring". S & M Susan is geared for more adventurous types.

Aspiring partners can customise Roxxxy features, including race, hair colour and breast size. A male sex robot named Rocky is in development.

Pictured: Roxxxy and Rocky* prototype robots pose for the Vegas camera.

*Comes with wig and replacement clothing for quick change to a model even more petite, soft and feminine than the ROXXXY.

China Ends U.S.’s Reign as Largest Auto Market

Jan. 11 (Bloomberg) -- China supplanted the U.S. as the world’s largest auto market after its 2009 vehicle sales jumped 46 percent, ending more than a century of American dominance.

The nation’s sales of passenger cars, buses and trucks rose to 13.6 million, the fastest pace in at least 10 years, according to the China Association of Automobile Manufacturers. In the U.S., sales slumped 21 percent to 10.4 million, the fewest since 1982, according to Autodata Corp.

Pictured: Chinese party leaders drive to work in the latest 2010 model from the SAIC-GM-Wuling Automobile Co.'s Winton-Shanghai plant, China’s largest car manufacturing facility.

Harry Reed To Escape Excoriation From "Obama-Dialect" Remark

Harry Reid apologized to President Obama and a handful of black political leaders after a new book reported that he was favorably impressed by Obama during the 2008 presidential campaign and, in a private conversation, described the Illinois senator as a “light-skinned” African-American “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”

Obama, who tries to steer clear of the political thicket of race and politics, accepted the apology and said he wanted to close the book on the episode.

Pictured: Obama administration officials agree that bygones should be bygones and Harry Reed's "negro-dialect" remark forgotten.

They're Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer: Not Even A Year In Office...And.....

....The terrorists are back.

Funny isn't it. We had a solid stretch of very un-terrorist like behavior going on in America but under Barry's watch the terrorists are back.

Nowadays what's the worst that is likely to happen to them?

Get caught, then sent to a major U.S. city for a no-doubt highly publicized trial that will display their views for the entire world to see?

Pretty good bang for the buck if you ask me.

HEADLINE Tuesday January 5, 2010....US To Stop Sending Gitmo Murderers To Yemen

So as of this date, Boobama has stopped sending terrorist killers to Yemen.

That's cool. Fewer soldiers, sailors, Marines and U.S. civilians will die a horrific death because of this stupidity.

What about the ones his majesty's kingdom ALREADY sent?

Nothing. All the liberals need do is call a time out, a do-over, and a totally fresh start.

Cuz its good to be the king.

NASA's Kepler probe finds five strange new planets

Gas giants half again as large as Jupiter orbiting closer to their sun than Earth. The Kepler probe is discovering some amazing things about distant solar systems.

"Its namesake first described the laws of planetary motion. Now a 2,300-pound spacecraft directed by NASA's Ames Research Center is revealing exotic new collections of distant planets that may again transform how we think of our own solar system.

In what astronomers called an exciting step toward detecting Earthlike planets orbiting other stars, the Kepler spacecraft operated by NASA's Silicon Valley base has found five strange new "exoplanets," or planets outside our solar system.

The planets announced Monday in Washington, D.C., orbit stars about 1,000 light-years from Earth, and include one with a density as light as Styrofoam. They orbit so close to their stars that they may glow with the heat of a blast furnace. One searing world, Kepler 8b, burns at more than 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit, hotter than the melting point of iron."

Stories such as this are one of the very few reasons I'd wish to hang around another couple centuries or thereabouts. Lisa of course is another, and I'd only stay if she could too. Then we could check out the galaxy and most certainly be deported from Alpha Centauri C as undesirable aliens.

Out With The Old...In With The Older..

Who Remembers This One?

A Belated Christmas Present For The Man Who Has Everything...

All Hands...

Has anyone seen hide nor hair of JR from A Keyboard and a .45?

He hasn't blogged or even responded to any of his comments since back in early October fer chrissake and I fear the worst.

Heroin For Dummies...

Or...

How To Waste Taxpayer Monies On The Dregs Of Humanity

No; this isn't about providing maps of donut shops to law enforcement or restaurant directions to Rosie O'Donnell or where to get the best comped drinks and underaged girls if you're a rockstar. In a way it's even worse:

"Here's the latest smack on taxpayers.

NYC spent $32,000 on 70,000 fliers that tell you how to shoot heroin, complete with detailed tips on prepping the dope and injecting it into your arm.

The Health Department handout has outraged New York's top drug prosecutors and abuse experts.

"It's basically step-by- step instruction on how to inject a poison," said John Gilbride, who heads the Drug Enforcement Administration's New York office.

"It's sick," said City Council member Peter Vallone Jr. (D-Queens).

The 16-page pamphlet features seven comics-like illustrations and offers dope fiends such useful advice as "Warm your body (jump up and down) to show your veins," and "Find the vein before you try to inject."

It even encourages addicts to keep jabbing if their needles miss the mark.

"If you don't 'register,' pull out and try again," it says.

The brochure sends the wrong message about the dangers of the drug, experts said."

The Health Department defended its brochure, saying it was helpful and necessary, and has been distributed only to addicts or those at risk of becoming abusers.

"Our goal is to promote health and save lives with this information," said Daliah Heller, assistant commissioner for the Bureau of Alcohol and Drug Use Prevention, Care and Treatment."

Not That A Nobel Prize Means All That...Especially After Barry Received One For No Good Reason...

The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000

ONE BILLION TWO HUNDRED MILLION or 20% of the world's population.

They have received the following Nobel Prizes:

Literature:

1988 - Najib Mahfooz

Peace:

1978 - Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat

1990 - Elias James Corey
1994 - Yaser Arafat:
1999 - Ahmed Zewai

2009-Barack Hussein Obama

Economics:

(zero)

Physics:

(zero)

Medicine:

1960 - Peter Brian Medawar
1998 - Ferid Mourad

1910 TO PRESENT FOR DONKEYFUCKING

Entire MOSLEM COMMUNITY

TOTAL: 9 -- NINE

The Global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000
Only FOURTEEN MILLION or about 0.02% of the world's population.

They have received the following Nobel Prizes:

Literature:

1910 - Paul Heyse
1927 - Henri Bergson
1958 - Boris Pasternak
1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon
1966 - Nelly Sachs
1976 - Saul Bellow
1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer
1981 - Elias Canetti
1987 - Joseph Brodsky
1991 - Nadine Gordimer World

Peace:

1911 - Alfred Fried
1911 - Tobias Michael Carel Asser
1968 - Rene Cassin
1973 - Henry Kissinger
1978 - Menachem Begin
1986 - Elie Wiesel
1994 - Shimon Peres
1994 - Yitzhak Rabin

Physics:

1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer
1906 - Henri Moissan
1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson
1908 - Gabriel Lippmann
1910 - Otto Wallach
1915 - Richard Willstaetter
1918 - Fritz Haber
1921 - Albert Einstein
1922 - Niels Bohr
1925 - James Franck
1925 - Gustav Hertz
1943 - Gustav Stern
1943 - George Charles de Hevesy
1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi
1952 - Felix Bloch
1954 - Max Born
1958 - Igor Tamm
1959 - Emilio Segre
1960 - Donald A. Glaser
1961 - Robert Hofstadter
1961 - Melvin Calvin
1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau

1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz
1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman
1965 - Julian Schwinger
1969 - Murray Gell-Mann
1971 - Dennis Gabor
1972 - William Howard Stein
1973 - Brian David Josephson
1975 - Benjamin Mottleson
1976 - Burton Richter
1977 - Ilya Prigogine
1978 - Arno Allan Penzias
1978 - Peter L Kapitza
1979 - Stephen Weinberg
1979 - Sheldon Glashow
1979 - Herbert Charles Brown
1980 - Paul Berg
1980 - Walter Gilbert
1981 - Roald Hoffmann
1982 - Aaron Klug
1985 - Albert A. Hauptman
1985 - Jerome Karle
1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach
1988 - Robert Huber
1988 - Leon Lederman
1988 - Melvin Schwartz
1988 - Jack Steinberger
1989 - Sidney Altman
1990 - Jerome Friedman
1992 - Rudolph Marcus
1995 - Martin Perl
2000 - Alan J. Heeger

1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz
1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman
1965 - Julian Schwinger
1969 - Murray Gell-Mann
1971 - Dennis Gabor
1972 - William Howard Stein
1973 - Brian David Josephson
1975 - Benjamin Mottleson
1976 - Burton Richter
1977 - Ilya Prigogine
1978 - Arno Allan Penzias
1978 - P eter L Kapitza
1979 - Stephen Weinberg
1979 - Sheldon Glashow
1979 - Herbert Charles Brown
1980 - Paul Berg
1980 - Walter Gilbert
1981 - Roald Hoffmann
1982 - Aaron Klug
1985 - Albert A. Hauptman
1985 - Jerome Karle
1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach
1988 - Robert Huber
1988 - Leon Lederman
1988 - Melvin Schwartz
1988 - Jack Steinberger
1989 - Sidney Altman
1990 - Jerome Friedman
1992 - Rudolph Marcus
1995 - Martin Perl
2000 - Alan J. Heeger

Economics:

1970 - Paul Anthony Samuelson
1971 - Simon Kuznets
1972 - Kenneth Joseph Arrow
1975 - Leonid Kantorovich
1976 - Milton Friedman
1978 - Herbert A. Simon
1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein
1985 - Franco Modigliani
1987 - Robert M. Solow
1990 - Harry Markowitz
1990 - Merton Miller
1992 - Gary Becker
1993 - Robert Fogel

Medicine:

1908 - Elie Metchnikoff
1908 - Paul Erlich
1914 - Robert Barany
1922 - Otto Meyerhof
1930 - Karl Landsteiner
1931 - Otto Warburg
1936 - Otto Loewi
1944 - Joseph Erlanger
1944 - Herb ert Spencer Gasser
1945 - Ernst Boris Chain
1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller
1950 - Tadeus Reichstein
1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman
1953 - Hans Krebs
1953 - Fritz Albert Lipmann
1958 - Joshua Lederberg
1959 - Arthur Kornberg
1964 - Konrad Bloch
1965 - Francois Jacob
1965 - Andre Lwoff
1967 - George Wald
1968 - Marshall W. Nirenberg
1969 - Salvador Luria
1970 - Julius Axelrod
1970 - Sir Bernard Katz
1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman
1975 - Howard Martin Temin
1976 - Baruch S. Blumberg
1977 - Roselyn Sussman Yalow
1978 - Daniel Nathans
1980 - Baruj Benacerraf
1984 - Cesar Milstein
1985 - Michael Stuart Brown
1985 - Joseph L. Goldstein
1986 - Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini]
1988 - Gertrude Elion
1989 - Harold Varmus
1991 - Erwin Neher
1991 - Bert Sakmann
1993 - Richard J. Roberts
1993 - Phillip Sharp
1994 - Alfred Gilman
1995 - Edward B. Lewis

And that, my friends, is but ONE of the reasons there's a difference between Jews and moslems. Civilization acknowledges the brilliant Jew, and can't really seem to find his moslem counterpart.

Bah_humbug rightly advises us that Barack Hussein Obama should be included in the moslem list of Nobel laureates. Done.

Woody suggests that the moslem community is worthy of other Nobel platitudes, and I have amended the list to reflect this.

Ann Coulter On How Safe We Really AREN'T Now That The Politically Correct Rule The Roost...

"In response to a Nigerian Muslim trying to blow up a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, the government will now prohibit international travelers from going to the bathroom in the last hour before the plane lands.

Terrorists who plan to bomb planes during the first seven hours of the eight-hour flight, however, should face no difficulties, provided they wait until after the complimentary beverage service has been concluded.

How do they know Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab didn't wait until the end of the flight to try to detonate explosives because he heard the stewardess announce that the food service was over and seats would have to be placed in their upright position? I can't finish my snack? This plane is going down!

Also prohibited in the last hour of international flights will be: blankets, pillows, computers and in-flight entertainment. Another triumph in Janet Napolitano's "Let's stay one step behind the terrorists" policy!

For the past eight years, approximately 2 million Americans a day have been subjected to humiliating searches at airport security checkpoints, forced to remove their shoes and jackets, to open their computers, and to remove all liquids from their carry-on bags, except minuscule amounts in marked 3-ounce containers placed in Ziploc plastic bags -- folding sandwich bags are verboten -- among other indignities.

This, allegedly, was the price we had to pay for safe airplanes. The one security precaution the government refused to consider was to require extra screening for passengers who looked like the last three-dozen terrorists to attack airplanes.

Since Muslims took down Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, in 1988, every attack on a commercial airliner has been committed by foreign-born Muslim men with the same hair color, eye color and skin color. Half of them have been named Mohammed.

An alien from the planet "Not Politically Correct" would have surveyed the situation after 9/11 and said: "You are at war with an enemy without uniforms, without morals, without a country and without a leader -- but the one advantage you have is they all look alike. ... What? ... What did I say?"

The only advantage we have in a war with stateless terrorists was ruled out of order ab initio by political correctness.

And so, despite 5 trillion Americans opening laptops, surrendering lip gloss and drinking breast milk in airports day after day for the past eight years, the government still couldn't stop a Nigerian Muslim from nearly blowing up a plane over Detroit on Christmas Day.

The "warning signs" exhibited by this particular passenger included the following:

His name was Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab.

He's Nigerian.

He's a Muslim.

His name was Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab.

He boarded a plane in Lagos, Nigeria.

He paid nearly $3,000 in cash for his ticket.

He had no luggage.

His name was Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab.

Two months ago, his father warned the U.S. that he was a radical Muslim and possibly dangerous.

If our security procedures can't stop this guy, can't we just dispense with those procedures altogether? What's the point exactly?

(To be fair, the father's warning might have been taken more seriously if he had not simultaneously asked for the U.S. Embassy's Social Security number and bank routing number in order to convey a $28 million inheritance that was trapped in a Nigerian bank account.)

The warning from Abdulmutallab's father put his son on some list, but not the "no fly" list. Apparently, it's tougher to get on the "no fly" list than it was to get into Studio 54 in the '70s. Currently, the only people on the "no fly" list" are the Blind Sheik and Sean Penn.

The government is like the drunk looking for his keys under a lamppost. Someone stops to help, and asks, "Is this where you lost them?" No, the drunk answers, but the light's better here.

The government refuses to perform the only possibly effective security check -- search Muslims -- so instead it harasses infinitely compliant Americans. Will that help avert a terrorist attack? No, but the Americans don't complain.

The only reason Abdulmutallab didn't succeed in bringing down an airplane with 278 passengers was that: (1) A brave Dutchman leapt from his seat and extinguished the smoldering Nigerian; and (2) the Nigerian apparently didn't have enough detonating fluid to cause a powerful explosion.

In addition to the no blanket, no computer, no bathroom rule, perhaps the airlines could add this to their preflight announcement about seat belts and emergency exits: "Should a passenger sitting near you attempt to detonate an explosive device, you may be called upon to render emergency assistance. Would you be willing to do so under those circumstances? If not we will assign you another seat ..."

I don't know about you, but whenever I fly it is appalling to watch those poorly trained, bored, social misfits calling themselves screeners going through some grandma's luggage, or rooting around in some poor old fella's wheelchair in the search for a thermo-nuclear device.

Whenever there's a group terrorist cluster fuck there's islam behind it, and that my friends, is that. NONE of us should be trifled with simply to protect the feelings of people intending to do us harm. But we'll have to wait for the Congress to change hands and maybe even until after the Emperor goes back to what he's really good at, namely playing three card monte back on the mean streets of Chicago, before sanity returns to the government that is SUPPOSED to handle things that are EASY to figure out.

Happy New Year Kids

Wishing all of you a healthy and prosperous 2010. Even you liberals. Well. Maybe not all you liberals.