Anger Spreads Across Paris Suburbs After Death of Muslim Boys

"Is Paris Burning?" Hitler asked. His top military officials, fearing to tell him the truth lied and said yes.

Is Paris finally burning? Yes. And the Washington Post headlines such an atrocity to imply that it's okay, residents are afire over the death of some poor boys and just getting it all out of their system.

Paris has been burning for 6 days now, and not that the blogosphere hasn't been ranting about it for days, as well as laughing at the inflammatory rhetoric cluelessly employed to describe the situation, but here's the Post's quick explanation:

"The clashes began last Thursday after two African Muslim teenagers were electrocuted in the northeastern suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois while trying to evade police.

On Sunday, as the street fighting continued, a police tear gas canister landed inside a mosque during Ramadan prayers, further inflaming the impoverished communities."

Key words to mitigate this horror are; teenagers and impoverished. Tell a liberal that impoverished teenagers have just commandeered the Queen Mary and are threatening to ram her into the Statue of Liberty and they'll tsk-tsk that it's quite a shame children in this day and age should be impoverished.

And, not content with using impoverished merely once:

"Adel Benna tried to put himself in the shoes of his shy 17-year-old brother, Ziad, and two teenage friends who scaled a wall and leapt into the cables of a power substation last Thursday evening -- willing to face electrocution rather than the French police officers they were trying to evade in this impoverished Paris suburb."

"Young people don't just throw themselves into an electrical current," Benna said Tuesday, his voice trembling in anger. "They looked behind them and saw something that made them so terrified, so desperate, they did it out of absolute fear. I hate the police. They are responsible for my brother's death."

Now, normally we'd agree that the sight of a Frenchman is enough to drive a sane adult into throwing his or herself into a raging electrical torrent of doom, but as we've done for time immemorial, when the chips are down we stand with, gasp, the French.

WHY WERE THOSE STUPID LITTLE FUCKS RUNNING FROM THE POLICE? Why were they so afraid. What act could they have possibly done to instill the fear of authority in them to the point they'd try and make a detour through a power station?

Well first off, they hadn't a clue as to what electricity was or could do...these are mad dogs we're talking about okay, and moslems don't understand electricity any more than my goldfish does. Secondly, we've really never come across a description of what these barbarians in training were up to but have opined that they were foraging and just happened to chew on the wrong wires after having licked as much of the lead paint from the powerstation walls as they could stomach for one night when the cops arrived.

So Paris burns because the impoverished, sob, moslems, sob, are rioting as moslems are want to do most anywhere in the world and thankfully they haven't gotten their hands on a few AK's or by now the Frogs would have most certainly surrendered.

"It's unemployment, it's pressure -- it just exploded," Bouhout Abderrahmane, 54, who heads the local Muslim Cultural Association, said Tuesday morning, visibly exhausted after an all-night effort to quell the continuing violence in this town."

Plenty of countries and towns have seen unemployment...by the way, look up the Great Depression and try and figure out why those folks didn't "just explode"...but it's okay if they're minorities because, well, they're minorities.

Tip to the French Police: STOP USING RUBBER BULLETS. They know you can't really hurt them, and like all mad dog animals will keep attacking until they are put down. This negotiating everything to tears is wonderful but there comes a time when you MUST lay down the law, and giving them a boo-boo isn't going to cut it. It took a while, but modern Europe finally has it's minority problem, and since Europe is flat broke there's not much of a silver lining to be seen here.

Educate people in YOUR culture. DEMAND they speak your language and know YOUR laws. Assimilate, don't segregate, and for the love of all that's holy get tough with the ones who break the law. And stop the dole bullshit that only creates more poverty and teaches people that it's okay not to work.