Monday, November 07, 2005


In China, Hunt on for Loch Ness Monster

World Health organizations were at first skeptical of this "hunt", then soon voiced alarm that such a monster would soon contract the dreaded bird-flu then mutate it into an all consuming monster-flu, thus threatening the health and well being of monsters the world over.

The northwestern US Sasquatch Society strongly protested China's inclusion into the realm of where-monsters-abide, and vowed to form an alliance with the Killer Vampire Bat Club as well as the Wolfmen Anonymous Organization of The Lower Antilles, in hopes of saving the monsters from any asian influence that could lead to their extinction.

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