Jury Rules Against Woman in Genital Gluing

"A Westmorland jury on Friday ordered a woman to pay $46,200 to her ex-boyfriend for gluing his genitals to his stomach.

After he broke up with his other girlfriend, Slaby said, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep.

He said he woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish."

Wow. This guy is one helluva sound sleeper, eh? She had to flip him over at least once, and he sleeps through the whole thing? And a wuss too for whining that the jury didn't give him enough pain and suffering money, so maybe the gal had a point somewhere.

Glued his buttocks together. Can you just see the TV commercial promoting the type of glue she used...