I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
ON TO THE NEXT "CRISIS" [Andrew Stuttaford] From the Daily Telegraph:“Smoke-free bars and public houses will attract more female customers and could fuel the rise in binge drinking among women, a report warns.”
That's the spirit. Or lack, thereof. In her at least. I like marinating them then getting a long length of prickly rope, and tying knots that would give Alexander himself pause. Then comes the salt, sea salt if at all possible and slightly warm vinegar. Keep some ice cubes nearby, but don't jump the gun. And for heavens sake lay off the tweasers until absolutely necessary. Go easy with the honing stone, and never, ever let 'em see the shaving cream.
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This will draw in large numbers of men looking to get laid. The pubs will clean up.
And they'll be healthy men, too.
Yes. Firm pink lungs to go with their firm pink. . .
Gasp.
That's the spirit. Or lack, thereof. In her at least. I like marinating them then getting a long length of prickly rope, and tying knots that would give Alexander himself pause. Then comes the salt, sea salt if at all possible and slightly warm vinegar. Keep some ice cubes nearby, but don't jump the gun. And for heavens sake lay off the tweasers until absolutely necessary. Go easy with the honing stone, and never, ever let 'em see the shaving cream.
You know. The usual.
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