Thursday, September 29, 2005

A Fox News Poll returned the following results:

Should people who re-build in high risk areas be eligible for government relief a second time?

58% said no.
27% said yes.
15% were outright lefty loons whose votes were tossed in the shredder.

A Messenger Poll returned the following results:

Should Mayors and Governors and Police Chiefs who desert their people in time of need be hanged on Pay-Per-View with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders dancing in the background to the tune of James Browns' "Cold Sweat"?

99.96% said yes.
.04% said no and cried so we let them go home but counted their votes anyways.

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