GLOBAL WARMING ALERT!!

 Residents and visitors in the South for the Thanksgiving holiday will face the coldest Thanksgiving in years in the wake of recent heavy rain and thunderstorms. The turkey and landscape will be cold Thanksgiving morning with many areas having their lowest temperatures so far this season. A frost and freeze will reach into new territory for the season so far in the Deep South, reaching the Gulf coast and into portions of central Florida. Damn mankind for creating such rain..