Saturday, April 01, 2006


D.C. Sniper Intent on Defending Himself
ROCKVILLE, Md.
His attorneys once urged him to pass the time by reading newspapers or magazines in his cell as he awaits trial for six of the 2002 Washington-area sniper killings. But John Allen Muhammad ignored that and other advice. Allowed to act as his own lawyer, Muhammad is intently poring over thousands of pages of court records, police reports and other documents stored in seven boxes at the jail.

Muhammad has a "secret plan" to defend himself, according to a psychiatrist who interviewed him for his defense attorneys.

Indeed. Word is out that crazy Mo has secretly contacted the giant caterpiller Mothra, and will be whisked away to Fairy Island right before the trial begins.

Two words: FRY HIM

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