Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Back by popular demand (two emails but both from the same person), it's:

TELL ME WHAT MY CHANCES ARE, FITS!!!!

Of dying from the following, over the course of the average lifetime:

Falls: 1 in 229
Auto: 1 in 228
Drowning: 1 in 1,081
Obstruction of the respiratory tract: 1 in 1,267
Accidental poisoning: 1 in 212
Firearms: 1 in 315Fire: 1 in 1,471
Knifing: 1 in 1,796
Airplane: 1 in 5,704
Dog bite: 1 in 206,944
Lightning strike: 1 in 56,439
Being captured by, then beheaded by an insane moslem just for not being an insane moslem: 1 in 1.

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