Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Cue Twilight Zone Music...


"The line for the girls' room just got longer.

Men who live as women can now legally use women's rest rooms in New York's transit system under an unprecedented deal revealed yesterday.

The Metropolitan Transportation Authority agreed to allow riders to use MTA rest rooms "consistent with their gender expression," the Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund announced yesterday.

The Transgender Legal...WTF? Sweet christ on a crutch but these guys have hit upon the perfect con. Stuff some falsies into your sweater, declare yourself transgenderized, then waltz into the ladies room.

"The group filed a complaint against the MTA on behalf of a 70-year-old telephone repair technician who was arrested for using the women's room at Grand Central Terminal.

The technician, who is assigned to the terminal by Verizon, was born Henry McGuinness but now goes by Helena Stone.

"I'm a 24-hour woman," Stone declared proudly. "I just feel like a woman and I like to wear women's clothes."

I enjoy getting into women's clothes, too, so where's the Horny Guy Defense And Education Razzmatazz for the rest of us? Isn't that what being a liberal is all about? Making sure that all people get to do what they want, when they want, as long as it doesn't involve acting like an adult?

And "consistent with their gender expression", does this mean that I can deck a pinko anytime I want? Toss a liberal off a brick wall? Grab a guy wearing a baseball cap in a fancy restaurant by the nape of the neck and dunk his face into the soup? You know, express myself as a man?

Following this logic, Hillary Clinton gets to use the men's room.

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