Saturday, September 19, 2009

Press Gets Hygiene Lesson After Sneeze....

"During a briefing by (self-appointed national mommy) Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, NBC White House reporter Chuck Todd sneezed into his hand, and not his sleeve.

Without missing a beat, the Obama administration's point person on swine flu quickly demonstrated proper procedure…sneeze into your arm!"

The sneeze-into-your-arm DEMAND is of course for peons only.

The Emperor, you see, emits pure diamond-trimmed gold dust and can damned well spread it to anyone at will.

As can be seen from the following video.

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