Wednesday, February 10, 2010

"First Lady" Wants War On Fat To Replace War On Terror


"At a ceremony at the White House on Tuesday, First Lady Michelle Obama announced the launch of the ‘Let’s Move’ campaign to end childhood obesity in the United States, an epidemic she said is costly and a threat to national security."

Uh huh. We need a war on fat but don't dare even think of uttering "war on terror".

Gotcha.

"The ceremony, attended by many officials of President Barack Obama’s cabinet, followed the signing earlier in the day of a presidential memorandum establishing a task force to study the problem and make recommendations after 90 days.

Obama announced a long list of goals she said she hopes the “Let’s Move” campaign will accomplish, including many that can be done “in a generation.”

Like maybe someone should tell her that those thunder-thighs of hers qualify as rather less than svelte, and let's not even describe that derriere. Does this creature NOT know that she is far from the thinnest gal in town or that the greatest preponderance of obese kids happen to be black?

And to remedy this we'll throw billions into "educating" folks who could do just as well by simply reading the caloric count on those supersized tub of chicken wings from Sam's Club.

Boggles.

Anyway, look for the appointment of a CELLULITE CZAR so that Shelly and other chunky monkeys can get lots and lots of exercise stuff for free, compliments of Uncle Sam.

And please...

No comments or emails to the effect that nowadays it is more correct to say Uncle Sambo.

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