Public Service Announcement To The Hosts Of "Cutlery Corner"

Mid-November

"Now these here are new knives and forgive me but I don't remember the names of 'em..."

Mid-December

 "Now these here are new knives and forgive me but I don't remember the names of 'em..."

Mid-January

"Now these here are new knives and forgive me but I don't remember the names of 'em..."

Mid-February

"Now these here are new knives and forgive me but I don't remember the names of 'em..."

Mid-March

"Now these here are new knives and forgive me but I don't remember the names of 'em..."

One might expect that after seeing the same "new" products for over 4 months, Mr. Todd Boone would finally remember their name, but since Mr. Boone knows nothing about modern cutlery it is unlikely he'll expend the effort to familiarize himself with his employers product...

THE DOUBLE-TAP