Lifestyles Of The Rich & Infamous: Tiger Woods gets heckled

Two fans at the Quail Hollow Championship in Charlotte turned the crowd at the 10th green into the peanut gallery on Friday afternoon in carrying out the first heckling of Woods since his return from a sex-scandal layoff.

Woods was in the process of missing a five-foot putt for par when two spectators acted in concert: After the first fan first yelled, "Get in the hole!" the second called out, "That's what she said!"

Charlotte police and course security attempted to track down the hecklers but were unsuccessful as they apparently fled from the green scene.

I was almost going to say something along the lines of "don't the Charlotte police have anything better to do", until the realization hit like a ton of bricks.

Of course they do. Charlotte, North Carolina, is one of THE most crime-ridden towns in all America. Only two percent...not a typo, yes, that's 2%...of our cities report MORE criminal activity than does Charlotte.

The cops are obviously not doing their jobs, but the town itself has to share an awful lot of the blame. Crime through the roof, but they have enough police to chase after golf hecklers. Forget for a moment that at every last golf venue I've been at features the EXACT same dialogue, regardless of who is doing the putting. Even if it was a true full frontal heckle then perhaps Mr. Woods should step down from his pedastal and learn to take life like a man. Part of the reason he's in this mess is a sense of entitlement far beyond those of most mortal men, and perhaps a dose of the REAL WORLD is what the serial adulterer needs.

I still can't get it out of my head that Charlotte police were chasing hecklers.

So Precisely What IS The Fuss Over Arizona's New Illegal Immigrant Law All About Anyway?

The new Arizona law mirrors federal law, which already requires aliens (non-citizens) to register and carry their documents with them (8 USC 1304(e) and 8 USC 1306(a)). The new Arizona law simply states that violating federal immigration law is now a state crime as well. Because illegal immigrants are by definition in violation of federal immigration laws, they can now be arrested by local law enforcement in Arizona. 

Read the story in its entirety, but basically all the Arizona law does is to make illegal immigration enforceable at the state level.

Then why the teeth gnashing coming from the usual suspects?

That's an easy one. The Feds can't be everywhere, and often claim that a serious lack in manpower curtails their ability to respond to the plethora of felonies committed by illegal immigrants. Virtually EVERY liberal politician knows that the laws ARE unenforceable and that's why they wrote them to begin with.

Lip service. The Arizona law simply allows the local constabulary to join in the hunt and capture of murderers and thieves and rapists, and if THAT happens from whence are the democrats going to find anyone in their right mind to vote for them? College kids and the elderly are easily swayed into buying into the socialist agenda, but kids grow up and old folks die. And while illegals can't vote...at least not openly but if Chicago has proven one thing its that even dead people can cast a ballot...their friends and families can. And liberals believe that by frightening citizens of Mexican  and hispanic ethnicity into believing that the sky is falling they will remain forever democrats.

And If He Can't GET A Visa...

Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to seek VISA in order to make trip to New York for UN nuclear conference

Why not simply sneak in through one of our porous borders?

Since NYC Mayor Bloomberg thinks that the new Arizona illegal immigrant law is too tough, then to hell with all of those silly VISA restrictions. Simply fly to Mexico then sneak in just like all the liberals say that it's fine to do. 

If it's okay for Mexican killers and thieves and rapists to live in Arizona, then what's one little Iranian in comparison? C'mon now. Look at how cute and cuddly he is. Might even find one of those rich old NYC gals to adopt him.

And what's one more illegal in a land where even the president thinks that folks should come and go as they please?

A Sad, Sad Case OF...............

 TOO DAMN LITTLE GUN!

Mugging Victim Shoots Mugger: Cops

A potential mugging victim pulled a gun and shot his would-be attacker in New Haven Monday, police said.

The shooting was reported around 1 p.m. on Wooster Place.

William Kiselewsky, 65, of Southbury, pulled the trigger, according to police.

Officers say Kiselewsky had a permit to carry the gun, and fired it after Hector Santiago, 40, of New Haven, used a knife and attempted to rob him on the street. Santiago was shot in the chest, and is listed in stable condition.

 Kiselewsky called 911 and stayed on the scene until officers arrived, police said.  He has been questioned and released. The investigation is ongoing."

........So let that be a lesson to us all.

Put down your mouseguns, and step away from the mugger.

Remember...if it doesn't begin with "4"...it BETTER say.357.

The choice is up to you. Let the bastard recover from a peashooter booboo then spend time in an all expenses paid university for crime, aka American prisons.

Or...

Waste the sucker.

...To The Shores Of Tripoli...

April 27, 1805 (I'm a day late and a dollar short, I know. Sorry, Presley)

Presley Neville O'Bannon: Born in Fauquier County, Virginia, O'Bannon entered the Marine Corps January 18, 1801. As a first lieutenant assigned to the USS Argus (1803), he commanded a detachment of seven Marines in General William Eaton’s little force in the War with Tripoli. During the combined operations with the U.S. Navy, he led the successful attack in the Battle of Derna April 27, 1805, giving the Marines' Hymn its immortal “to the shores of Tripoli”.

We Get Letters...

"You're knive collections look to be overpriced when comaparing to those at fleas markets or garage sale...does anyone need to spend $100 or more on a simple knive?"

Time for a story? You betcha.

I was lucky enough to have seen the Mona Lisa, when, back in the early 60's, the Louvre thought it'd be a cool idea to send it to some of the capitols of the civilized world. No, it didn't make it ANYWHERE in saudi arabia or the middle east or china, nor at that time russia or Japan. That had to await the stricter security standards that the commies and Japs finally set up in the mid-70's. When at long last it arrived in Japan, the Japs of course wanted to buy it, or at the very least be allowed to make smaller copies. The russians tried stealing it, which is why it has NEVER left the Louvre since.

The tour guide explained to us that the total raw material cost of da Vinci's masterpiece was about $5 US at the time of completion (1506 da Vinci's time, 1963 when I saw it), or lets say $30 bucks today. Oils on poplar wood. Last year in 2009 the Frogs finally submitted to the demands of several insurance companies and actually placed a dollar value on their Lisa (as opposed to my Lisa which is priceless).

$700 million.

The moral of the story then goes something like this: There are things we need and things we like and things we consider something of a work of art. To the things we admire, the price can be very, very high. Whenever we've the means to get these things, we do. To each their own.

PROOF OF SASQUATCH...Photog Catches Image Of Elusive Beast(s)!

It does appear to be two of them, or, a handler of some sort trailing behind the incredibly ugly, thunder-thighed, bigfooted monstrosity. I hereby urge all of my North Carolinian friends to join together in order to capture these obviously inhuman creatures forthwith...

Obama Sends Out A Plea For Age/Race/Gender Warfare...

“It will be up to each of you to make sure that young people, African Americans, Latinos and women who powered our victory in 2008 stand together once again…” Barry Hussein

As the author of this piece from IHateTheMedia agrees, can you even IMAGINE the end-of-civilization-as-we-know-it primal scream coming from the Yellowstreamers if a white man asked for white assistance in getting elected?

Quotes From The First Earth Day In 1970...

Subtitled: THE SKY IS FALLING 101

“Scientists have solid experimental and theoretical evidence to support…the following predictions: In a decade, urban dwellers will have to wear gas masks to survive air pollution…by 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half….”
• Life Magazine, January 1970

“At the present rate of nitrogen buildup, it’s only a matter of time before light will be filtered out of the atmosphere and none of our land will be usable.”
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

“By the year 2000, if present trends continue, we will be using up crude oil at such a rate…that there won’t be any more crude oil. You’ll drive up to the pump and say, `Fill ‘er up, buddy,’ and he’ll say, `I am very sorry, there isn’t any.’”
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

And, as the Frogs say, the piece de resistance:

“The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age.”
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

'Nuff Said

Draw Dirty-Old-Mo-Day

Seattle cartoonist launches "Everybody Draw Mohammed (sick) Day"

After Comedy Central cut a portion of a South Park episode following a death threat from a radical Muslim group, Seattle cartoonist Molly Norris wanted to counter the fear. She has declared May 20th "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day."

Norris told KIRO Radio's Dave Ross that cartoonists are meant to challenge the lines of political correctness. "That's a cartoonist's job, to be non-PC." 

Shame of it all is that I can't draw a straight line with a ruler.

But if you can, send me your best shot at rendering that dirty old goat fucker and I'll publish it here.

Super Dee Duper Lubricant Query...

To the fella that has been emailing me with regards to the bestest and baddest of gun lubes, please take note that every email I send to you comes back as non-deliverable.

Since you were courteous, respectful, and a true seeker of knowledge I tried to find a sample of the oil the company I was affiliated with made, but to no avail. That notwithstanding, the best general purpose oil today is Mobil 1. Motor oils are a cornucopia of good stuff and can be used for all sorts of lubricating needs, and from personal laboratory testing of Mobile 1, and with absolutely NO affiliation with the company, I can easily report that nothing else that can be taken off a mass-market shelf even comes close. The specific grade is totally up to you, but can't go wrong with 0W30.

Now, there once were mom & pop manufacturers that made better oils and greases, but my knowledge of them is far too ancient to tell anyone what is good these days. The Bel-Ray Company of Farmingdale N.J. made the finest boutique oils, with their full synthetic line being the best the world had every seen, but I haven't tested any in 7 or 8 years so who knows if they're still top notch.

You made mention  of AMSOIL, and while it isn't bad it isn't all that and a bag of chips, either.

Aiding And Abetting: Not In And Of Itself A Criminal Offense...

...Especially if the criminal you are aiding and abetting happens to be an ILLEGAL immigrant.

Just ask president Obama. Who believes that Arizona's new crackdown on ILLEGAL immigrants is: "misguided and could violate people's rights."

"Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer on Friday signed a controversial bill that seeks to crack down on illegal immigration."

All criminals believe that the laws created to punish their crimes are controversial.

The car thief happens to think that he should be able to steal a car whenever he damned well pleases. 

The murderer knows full well that he has a right to kill.

The rapist believes himself to be nothing more than an undocumented boyfriend and so what's the big fuss about.

So of course the ILLEGAL immigrant thinks that the new Arizona law is "controversial". 

Problem is, most of the time the thief and murderer and rapist don't have politicians clamoring for their release. Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, anyone named Kennedy or Obama notwithstanding.

The compact with society demands that criminals be A.) apprehended. 2.) Tried, then punished if found guilty.

Folks who aid felons are breaking the law by doing so. There is nothing controversial about enforcing our laws.

The fence wants the car thief and burglar and mugger to not only succeed but to remain free.

The liberal politician wants the ILLEGAL immigrant to succeed and remain free for many of the same reasons. He, or she, stand to GAIN by the illegal goings on.

Remember back when politicians that aided and abetted criminals were vilified, cast out of office, and at times even sent to prisons?

Ah, the good old days.

And by the by, Mr. president;  the ONLY job you have is to protect and defend the civil rights of AMERICAN citizens, you jackass. Might be time to stop bowing to slave traders and dictators and killers, and focus on AMERICA. Scumbag.

Hug A Tree Day, 2010

Former ACORN Head...(AKA Miz Diarrhea 2003) Calls Tea Parties "Bowel Movement"

Former ACORN head Bertha Lewis told a group of the Young Democratic Socialists that they should "do everything [they] can" to build their organization, and then insisted that our times are worse than internment under the Japanese and the years of Jim Crow laws."

Gee. It is WORSE today. And here I didn't even know that the interned Japs were given even MORE welfare and paid MORE big bucks for every kid they bounced out and formed groups even MORE attuned to sedition and outright thievery than today's ACORN and its admirers. (Cough, Barry Hussein)

Tell ya what I DO know...

Once upon a time not all that much time ago, dressing like that and being alla that fat and ugly were attributes ONLY seen in traveling freak shows.

So Bertha should thank her lucky stars to be living in today's America, where stupidity and homeliness are no longer black marks against ones rising to the top. Well. Still crimes against nature, sure.

George Will On Obama's New VAT Proposals

"Believing that a crisis is a useful thing to create, the Obama administration — which understands that, for liberalism, worse is better — has deliberately aggravated the fiscal shambles that the Great Recession accelerated.

During the downturn, federal revenues plunged and spending soared. And, as will happen for two decades, every day 10,000 more baby boomers are joining the ranks of recipients of Medicare and Social Security, two programs with unfunded liabilities of nearly $107 trillion.

In the context of this concatenation of troubles, the administration's highest priority was to put an enormous new healthcare entitlement on the welfare state's rickety scaffolding. Why? Because the liberals' lunge to maximize government's growth depends on quickly creating a crisis that can be called a threat to the entitlement menu, and to the currency as a store of value. Then the public can be panicked into accepting the addition of a VAT to the existing menu of taxes."

Mr. Will goes on to state that it is unlikely we'll see such a NEW TAX, and while most heartily concurring that it cannot happen LEGALLY, I'll add that the son of a bitch not only promised no new taxes for those earning less than $250,000 but has already de facto taxed us ALL by ushering in this ridiculous health care boondoggle...

So remember...

With help from other seditious bastards the man spat in the eye of the Constitution so never believe he won't do so again to bolster his claim to fame.

New Orleans Folks STILL Awaiting Return Of Their Firearms...

Local tavern owner JoAnn Guidos had $3000 worth of firearms illegally stolen by members of law enforcement, and would really appreciate it if these criminals would just do the right thing and return them.

But you and I both know that this is not gonna happen. The decent guns were stashed away as booty, and the ones they didn't want they sold. When  it comes to relatively powerful longarms, I for one wouldn't be a damned bit surprised if MOST of the supposed illegal trafficking down on to Mehico was loaded with guns stolen by our police.

If you'd like to read more of JoAnn's story, please click here.

America 2010

Now bear this in mind...

EX-president Clinton is fearful of right-wing extremists, thinks that their beliefs are not protected by ANY Constitutional guarantor, and therefore should NOT be tolerated.

BUT on the other hand...

Moslem extremists, for example, should NOT be held accountable for THEIR beliefs, nor should ALL moslems be painted with the same broad brushstroke of disgust and hatred.

CONCLUSION:

As long as one is an avowed ENEMY of America and all things AMERICAN, one should be both protected and nurtured.

THEREFORE...

All patriots need do is speak poorly of America, and not only the Clinton's of the world but the Hussein's of the world will leap to do their bidding.

Quick Hits: Lame Ass Jokes Of The Week

Lovely young woman awakens at the crack of dawn and without stopping to don a lick of clothing rushes to the coffee maker to get things going.

Just as the machine begins to percolate, she turns to face the window, remembering in something akin to shock that she'd forgotten to close the blinds.

Sure enough, her creepy old next door neighbor is standing outside the glass pleasuring himself.

"Oh sorry about that," he mumbles through the pane, "Did I come at a bad time?"
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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Baby seal walks into a club...

Higher Math

As can easily be seen by letting ones gaze travel over to the lefthand side of this page, 67% of the American people have returned their census forms.

Thusly, as we all learned in grade school, if you know what amount 67% turns out to be, then you MUST know what 100% is...

And...

This means that we can stop this stupid census business right now and save the government TONS of money.

Tee Shirt Of The Week