Saturday, August 27, 2005

All Your Missing Migrants Are Now Belong Us...

Castro Blames U.S. for Missing Migrants

HAVANA - Cuban leader Fidel Castro claimed Friday that U.S. policies were responsible for the latest tragedy to befall Cubans trying to reach American shores — 31 people believed killed in the Florida Straits.

"Ju hear what Presidente Chabez says, no?" The Cuban dictator said to an audience of international new media representatives, "Thee JU-S hab jobs and monies and the everybodies wishes to go theres or else the Bushes kill them! Ju dun belee me? Asked the woamins in Tehas, the Craw-fords who hate him bery bery much too's!"

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