Friday, August 26, 2005

Yassertown...Terrorville...New Names For Palestinian Gaza Settlements.

New York Post Online Edition: news

Indeed, those rapscallion PaleSwines are giving serious thought to naming Gaza towns after such notable terrorists as Yasser Arafat and Ahmed Yassin. Arafat as you remember, died last year from a mysterious illness but the terror-king was long rumored to have the human immuno virus, and with his proclivity to bed anything breathing who knows what really put an end to the old tryant. Yassin also died in 2004, not from any disease but a surgical strike from an Israeli air-to-ground missile, as the Jews finally managed to rid the world of a genuine cult killing monster whose atrocities would make Hannibal Lecter blush.

"Naming communities after people responsible for dictating policies that led only to suffering and death would be counterproductive," Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Mark Regev said, but in his heart of heart knows full well that the words Islam, suffering, and death, all describe the same thing, and the PaleSwines will most likely begin naming their new, hospital and job-free zones after notable serial killers.

And if it weren't for the fact that they're out there begging money from the free world...their rich Arab cousins want nothing to do with them...the paint on the signs for This Way To HitlerVille would already be dry and ready to go.

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