Friday, October 29, 2010

South Florida Candidate Files Criminal Complaint Over Firm Handshake

A firm handshake is usually seen as a good thing in business and even in politics.

Not so much in South Florida. A candidate for the Broward County School Board wants the cops to lock up her opponent after what she claims was akin to battery after a recent debate.

Jaemi Levine filed a complaint with the Broward Sheriff's Office claiming David Thomas squeezed her hand so hard during a post-debate handshake Tuesday that it now hurts.

I've no knowledge of Mr. Thomas, but Mrs. Levine is infamous for being a loon among loons. 

It's nitty-gritty time. Whatever the soon-to-be unemployed losers think will provide them a glimmer of hope is fair game.

No comments: