Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Hamas: We Don't Have To Kill The Jews Just Yet. Maybe.

Hamas could one day change vow to destroy Israel - Yahoo! News

NABLUS, West Bank (Reuters) - Hamas could one day amend a charter calling for the destruction of Israel and hold negotiations with the Jewish state, a political leader of the Islamic militant group in the West Bank said. The charter is not the Koran," Mohammed Ghazal told Reuters in an interview in Nablus on Tuesday.

"Historically, we believe all Palestine belongs to Palestinians, but we're talking now about reality, about political solutions ... The realities are different."

Yes. "Historically" means the last two decades, so far does the Paleswine experience go back. I have shoes older than that and don't go around telling people that historically, wing tips are the better dress shoe.

And yes again, the Hamas "charter" to kill ALL JOOOOS is not part of the Koran, because the Koran just instructs one to babble like an idiot, race about in silly pajama's with a rag on your head beheading infidels, nailing your brothers sister if the sight of the tip of her sandal makes wood, and ululating to the stars like a demented fag wolf.

This is all a touch of fluff thrown to the drooling media to show that yes indeed, Hamas is following the road map so let us participate in the elections and we avow not to kill any joooos until after it's over. We'll continue to hang women in the town square for showing some ankle, but we'll stop hand-to-hand combat with preschoolers.

Ain't we da lululululululu bomb?

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