Thursday, September 22, 2005

It Wasn't Me, Sob, It Was Heem...

Palmeiro blames teammate for mysterious substance

Major League Baseball star Rafael Palmeiro may not be the only Baltimore Oriole in hot water after he told an arbitration panel that a teammate provided him with an unknown substance.

Weasly little wuss. Dropping a dime on a teammate to squirrel his way out of trouble. No, please, senior, I didn't know... What, do you think everything you've done can just go away because you want it to? Who do you think you are anyway, Kim du Toit?

Grow up and find another job, drug addict.

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