Wednesday, September 07, 2005

"Refugee" Deemed Racist

Use of Word 'Refugee' Stirs Race Debate

Oh christ on a crutch stop it already. "Inner city" is racist, thinking like a "city dweller" is racist, refugee is racist, every damned thing somehow becomes racist. Enough. By the powers vested in me by the first church of the gooey death and discount house of worship, I hereby declare that to all who see these presents, greetings: All peoples of color...yes, you with the tan, sure hop on...are from this moment on to be known and thought of as "Kings and Queens of the universe", and as such, free from harm by any and all insults of thought, word, or deed.

There. Happy now? Sticks and stones can break your bones but words can never harm you.

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