I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Your Welfare Dollars At Work
Extremely violent attack on unsuspecting sheeple. The victim in the first segment might just as well as have had a "Hit Me, I'm Old, White, Frail And Clueless" sign hanging around his neck. Don't try this at home, and for god sake order your fast food then move off to the side where you can at least be aware of your surroundings. In Florida and other free states, being witness to such an attack allows you to intervene by drawing down and if necessary stamping CANCELLED on the perpetrator's birth certificate. As always, though, Texans are hereby advised to flee.
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