And Just When You Thought The Liberal Courts Couldn't GET Any Dumber...

• Judge Rules Paper Money
  Unfair to Blind People

  Federal judge gives Treasury Department 10 days to begin finding ways to help the blind tell bills apart, ending lawsuits...

• That's an easy one. Make each denomination carry a different scent. Wait. The nasal-imparied would be suing. A braile-type bill? Nah. Amputees would have a field day in court. Looks like the Feds are just going to have to keep folks at every bank in the country to tag along with anyone who has difficulty telling a one from a fifty. Like my cousin Sal when he gets loaded and over-tips.