I truly love midwesterners. They're just so much fun to watch, especially when they gather in large numbers and walk into one another, such as at a Wal-Mart or County Fair, or finding themselves mysteriously facing other humans on a busy street. There's no street-dar to them at all, none of the infinitesimal movements to get out of someone elses way and the stories of them driving in big cities are things out of legend. Oh yeah, and the simply adore videotaping one another having sex, and eating contests! As long as it isn't corn...90% of the corn grown in the Iowa, Nebraska, and South Dakota area is intended for animal feed, popcorns, and canning, and simply too atrocious to consume straight from the cob.
N.D. Residents Eat 4,518 Pounds of Fries
GRAND FORKS, N.D. (AP) - Residents here have gobbled up a new record for the largest single serving of french fries. An estimated 4,518 pounds of french fries were consumed during Thursday night's annual french fry feeding frenzy. The event is held during "Potato Bowl U.S.A" week, which recognizes...
Man Tries Sex Video to Get Order Lifted
FARGO, N.D. (AP) - A man thought he might get a protection order lifted by secretly videotaping himself having sex with the woman he was told to leave alone. He was wrong, police said. Justin W. Fraase, 26, gave the video to an officer, expecting it to show the woman didn't fear him. Instead, the...
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